There’s almost nothing like celebrating Cinco de Mayo on a Friday night with your best friends. You can hang out at the neighborhood Mexican restaurant, chug a gallon of lime margaritas, gorge on endless baskets of appetizers, and dance the night away to mariachi music.

However, no fiesta can be perfecto without one of these: your very own NeoCon pinata!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Take out your frustrations at the Bush administration with one of these beautiful, hand-crafted works of art. Hang one of these beauties on a clothesline in your backyard, strap on a blindfold, grab a broomstick and take your best shot at any of the following:


Darth Cheney


Coulter the Wicked Witch


"Tweety Bird" Dobbs, "Dumbo" Bush & "Shrek" Sensenbrenner


Karl the Grim Reaper


Katherine the Explorer


Santorum the Jackass

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Nobody deserves that kind of treatment. :(

that rules.

you got too much time on your hands, or just a shitload of passion. and i love that about you.

I thought about doing this while I was at work this afternoon, and these only took me about an hour using an older version of Paint Shop Pro. I'm glad you liked them.

Personally, I'd love to smack the Coulter one.

(not recommended for males under 18) :rofl: :rofl:

you can tell he spent a long time going through expressions to find JUST the right ones...