I am planning an anti-alien protest with the Light-year Men/Women...

Where:
* May 3rd - Los Angeles, CA
* May 3rd - Phoenix, AZ
* May 4th - Albuquerque, NM
* May 5th - Abilene, TX
* May 6th - Crawford, TX
* May 7th - Little Rock, AR
* May 8th - Memphis, TN
* May 8th - Nashville, TN
* May 9th - Birmingham, AL
* May 9th - Atlanta, GA
* May 10th - Greensboro, NC
* May 11th - Richmond, VA
May 12th Washington, D.C. or any where else you can get to.
What: The Light-year Men/Women protest against illegal aliens.
Why: To show "solidarity" with our minutemen "bothers."
Materials: 1. Anti-Alien Sign, 2. One Anti-Alien T-Shirt (this can be waved if you don't have it), and 3. memorize this chant: "E.T. Go Home"

Sign will be posted when I finish it.

There's no Ellis Island on the moon, so can't they just come down?:crazy:

E.T. Lover, E.T. Lover!!!!!

ET, however, just doesn't have the booty...:rofl:

Because of some damned alien, I was unable to get a high-paying job working on Chevrolet's new interstellar hyperdrive. And the young'uns want food!

--p!

no longer can advise the military because the aliens work for free. President calls them jobs Americans won't do. Well no duh, not for free, people got to eat, unlike those aliens!!!!

They claim we stole this land from them in a war, and that we used weapons of mass diarrhea. They keep saying it happened in Mexico. Sounds like more alien nonsense to me.

to the Scientology creation myth. Tom, is that you?

They were aliens who had to watch a bad movie, and traveled in golden DC-8s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

don't think they have.... nyuk nyuk... :)

Post-Traumatic-Anal-Probing-Disorder or PTAPD - the P is silent, so tap'd is the name of the disease. I still have tap'd after they "tap'd ma ass, motha 'genomeno'" as they would say.

I seem to be suffering from bouts of uncrontrollable laughter as I read this thread. I blame alien mind control.

We'll have to make sure to wear tin foil hats, so they can't steal our thoughts or control our minds.
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Build Sky walls to prevent them from coming down!

I don't know about jobs but they're definitely taking our women. :)

Rp

RECTAL PROBES LET US GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP

keep probing us anally. Talk about anal retentives!!!!

those aliens in the ass. By the way, do they even have asses?

(Area 51: the original undocumented-immigrant internment camp.) :)

:rofl:

Watch out over there, your goin' straight to hell for that one!