If Shrub is lying about the fish.. can we get him for Perchery???

just wondering :D

:spank:

:rofl: :rofl:

good one!

::making list, looking around shiftily, passing list to Gen. Hayden....::

quislingly,
Bright

That was terrible. Criminal. A grand jury is currently in process of considering charges of aggravated punnishment agin' ye, laddie.

revoltedly,
Bright

You have my father's humor...after four bourbons.
:7

Did you know that Dubya once caught a terrorist this big?

...let's kick his "bass" and send him "up the river."

...If you support Bush, then you're my "anemone." He'll never "sea" the truth.

...When it comes to Bush's failures...I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

I refuse to be a "prawn" in Junior's sick, little games!

Now I'm going to need a sturgeon to alleviate the haddock you just gave me.

It would be shellfish to think others weren't affected, too.

If only * had been driving a Stingray and blown a seal, we could seek imperchment.

Problem is, even the Dems are hard of herring on this issue.

:spray:

nice - a breath of fresh air...!!!

Dont miss these...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5127460

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5127473

He's always Carping, because his administration is Floundering...

Holy Mackerel that codwalloper is a whale of a bullhead.

He's such a Hammerhead that America don't have a Ray of hope.

...he just doesn't give a carp.

I'm tired of him expecting us to Mollycoddle him and he Shad just quit trying to always crawfish outta everything with another damned rebait of some kind! I just refuse to march to the Tune-a bunch of Bottom-feeding Mouth-breeding neocon man-eater Sharks! You Seasnakes everywhere you look in the damned GOP.

:)

Fishy from A to Z! America has been Snookered!

:D

:bounce:!

:eyes:

Bush should just Clam up and stop being so damned Crabby...

Really.

Stop.

:hurts:

Roland Martin and Bill Dance!

http://www.jimrothermel.com/FishJokes.htm

I must say I do like " Nearer my cod to thee " :)

but am too tired and busy to ache my head over it. ;)

you row, otherwise you wade.

-Hoot

Heesa gonna sleepa with the fishes :)

"Mission AccompFISHED!"....we'll all know it's a bunch of ABALONE.

...even if he is wearing a "cod" piece when he says it.

Seriously laughing out loud here - have to clean the monitor now.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D

Impeach Junior and throw him in the tank!

One night in Abu Grouper and he'll be swimming wit da fishes!

:yoiks:

it's just a very intricate Rainbow Trout Replica.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Beefheart#Trout_Mask_Replica

Clear the coral and ride sea horses.

ba-da-dum

and well..we know he was moray-ly challenged, so he smoked that weed....all of it..

Sorry.

Sand dollars.

nt

:D

or is it just another phishing scam?

That's a good one.

:silly:

Wet Dreams
by Kip Addotta

Lyrics:

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

:silly:

}(

:rofl:

YES.

:D :D :D

You KNOW you're dying to Photoshop Patrick Fitzgerald with a fishing pole in hand, reeeeeeeeelin' him in...;-) I'll even provide a photo!



"That fish was thisssssssssss bigggggggggg!"

Julie

n/t

was W in the neighborhood?

Whoops, should have posted this at the end of the thread. What was I thinking? I got it Bass-ackwards.

sorry couldn't resist !

edit: oops, I should of read the other posts..someone else
called a fish a fish already.

Eel no doubt avoid the charge, though.

You so bad.



Imperch the rat bassturd.

:beer:

that they'll dismiss it as just a fish story.

...Rosco T. (Mister Coltrane, I presume?)

That was a BAAAAAD pun, and you are a BAD person for typing it!
The only people WORSE than you are...
all six billion of us who didn't think of it first! :rofl:

So here's yer pie:

Otherwise, Perchie and his school of neons will just keep trying to feed us the same old crappie

Dubya told his Daddy...I like fishing. I think it's a reel fun sport. I got hooked on it last summer.Laura thought I was foolish for doing it. She just shrugged her shoulders and said, "whatever floats your boat". I think she was upset I was spending more time on the boat than with her. I think she was just being shellfish. I tried to trick her into coming along. She didn't take the bait. I was hoping I could lure her into just giving it a shot. She didn't bite. Not even a nibble. I tried to get her to explain why she hated it so much. She wouldn't say. She started to clam up. I was getting crabby. It was a beautiful clear day out on the water. I could sea for miles. I wanted to take a nap. There was no one to wake me. A little later, I decided to throw out my line. I turned on the radio to listen to a few tunas. The water got a little choppy and the radio fell into the water. It hit a dolphin swimming by. "It was an accident", I told him, "I didn't to it on porpoise". He gave me a dirty look. I flexed my mussels and yelled at him to go away. He didn't respond - I think he was hard of herring. I decided to eat my lunch. I was stuffed to the gills. The boat started rocking. I began to get eel. I decided that was enough, so I started heading back in just for the halibut. I came back empty handed. Well, what can I say... you fin some, you lose some.