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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:13 PM
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LOL - The USDA says: "President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!"
You recognize the USDA -- United States Department of Agriculture -- they are in charge of making sure the food supply is free of disease.

Thom Hartmann reports that the USDA has been given talking points by the * administration: On every occasion that someone from the USDA speaks publicly they are to state at least once -> "President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!"

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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:14 PM
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1. and the usda should know. they inspect the beef dont they?
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:27 PM
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8. yeah, but do they inspect the stuff that comes out the back of said beef?
Are they qualified to comment on bullshit?
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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 03:03 PM
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14. apparently they are.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:15 PM
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2. So now the US Dept of Agriculture is forming Defense Strategies?
Why in the hell is the USDA involved in this conversation?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:16 PM
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3. yeah, saw this article a day or so ago. What a hoot.
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:20 PM
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4. Yes get our troops
meals.
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:22 PM
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5. And it has the USDA Stamp of Approval!
Fire up the barbecue, that strategy is ready to go!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:22 PM
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6. Strategy in Iraq! Eat more beets! Food groups! Insurgents! Egg whites!
Democracy! Cheese!

:shaking head:
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:23 PM
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7. LOL ! (nt)
:rofl:
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:31 PM
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9. Win WHAT now?
31%
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:32 PM
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10. Nuke 'em...
and let Pat and Jerry sort them out later!
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:33 PM
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11. speaks publicly they are to state at least once ->
Edited on Tue May-09-06 02:34 PM by radfringe
"President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!"

we can have some fun with this...

Curly (3 stooges); " President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq! Nyhuk Nyhuk"

Bret Butler to Scarlet O'Hara (misquote) "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn if President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!"

Kids to Trix Rabbit: "Silly Rabbit President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!"

Bugs Bunny to Daffy Duck: "Of course you realize, THIS means war!"
Daffy Duck: "Consequences, shmonsequences, as long President Bush has a strategy to win in Iraq!."

Stimpy: I have a dream. I believe that someday President Bush will have strategy to win in Iraq!"
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:35 PM
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12. Well, the USDA does promote fertilizer (aka bullshit).
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Retrograde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:56 PM
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13. "and Brutus is an honorable man"
As Shakespeare knew, you can have someone repeat a - i'll be charitable - misstatement enough times that it becomes a mockery.
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