Newt on FOX is Drunk! - Democratic Underground

StClone

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Thu May-11-06 08:37 PM
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Newt on FOX is Drunk!

Watch him now on Hannity.

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drdtroit

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Thu May-11-06 08:39 PM
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1. Toasted! n/t

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KeepItReal

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Thu May-11-06 08:39 PM
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2. Homie, you can't *pay* me to watch FAUX

No way. No How.

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StClone

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Thu May-11-06 08:43 PM
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5. Me neither

Edited on Thu May-11-06 08:46 PM by StClone

I accidentally tuned in when he was slurring his speech and laughing like a sailor stepping ashore. He was also disagreeing with Insannity which shows his mind is lubricated right off script. It's worth the stench.

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KeepItReal

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Thu May-11-06 08:52 PM
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27. Compromise: I'll hold nose & watch Crooks and Liars clip if they post it

ha ha

:evilgrin:

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bluemarkers

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Thu May-11-06 08:43 PM
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6. and yet

I know people who are proud to let me know they watch FOX.

go figure.

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StClone

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Thu May-11-06 08:45 PM
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10. I haven't watched FOX in months

I came upon this by accident. It's a must see that the Right is going into the deep -- err tanked.

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bluemarkers

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Thu May-11-06 08:49 PM
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22. you made me look

Hannity is ticked and Newt did have more than 2 cocktails

:lol:

my cable provider is wondering who is in my house.

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adigal

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Thu May-11-06 08:40 PM
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3. I thought so too

Slurring, and agreeing with Alan. Both signs that he is drunk.

Call DAvid Gregory!!!

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LaPera

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Thu May-11-06 08:42 PM
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4. Give him a break...ten martini dinners will do that...

Edited on Thu May-11-06 08:43 PM by LaPera

Paid for by lobbyist of course...

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joemurphy

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Thu May-11-06 08:44 PM
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7. He's shitfaced...slurring his words badly.

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TomInTib

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Thu May-11-06 08:45 PM
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8. I am a muhfuggin' expert and Newt is whacked

Edited on Thu May-11-06 08:46 PM by TomInTib

or maybe he has suffered a stroke.

This is the first time I have watched Fox in years.

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Kingshakabobo

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Thu May-11-06 08:45 PM
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9. OMG, you are right!!

Either that, or he has had a stroke!!

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CatWoman

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Thu May-11-06 08:45 PM
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11. Yup

I just had to see.

He's toasted :beer:

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RubyDuby in GA

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Fri May-12-06 02:07 PM
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42. I'm embarrassed to admit my similarities with Newtie:

He and I share a birthday and we are both historians. BUT I like to think I was put on this planet to counter him. My yin to his yang. My good to his evil...

:hi:

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CatWoman

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Fri May-12-06 02:26 PM
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44. LOL

Poor Ruby!!!!

:hi:

er, you didn't demand your husband divorce you while on his hospital bed, did you? :D

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RubyDuby in GA

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Fri May-12-06 02:45 PM
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46. Ha!

If my husband thinks it's that easy to get away from me now, he's got another thing coming.

I believe Carter Dean is ready to make his appearance any day now (god willing - get out of my belly!!!).

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tenshi816

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Fri May-12-06 02:58 PM
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47. RubyD,

honey, you're the anti-Newt. You use your powers for good. :hi:

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RubyDuby in GA

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Fri May-12-06 03:27 PM
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48. Hey there!

How are things across the pond? :hi:

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W_HAMILTON

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Thu May-11-06 08:46 PM
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12. Holy hell, he is...

I thought you were just being sarcastic, but he is slurring his words...hahah!

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Kingshakabobo

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Thu May-11-06 08:46 PM
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He said "DROCKING" instead of "blocking". n/t

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spanone

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Thu May-11-06 08:50 PM
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24. Heard That!!!!!

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madrchsod

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Thu May-11-06 08:46 PM
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13. my eyes bleed if i stop on fox news

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StClone

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Thu May-11-06 08:47 PM
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15. Me too but you gotta see this.

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katty

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Fri May-12-06 03:54 PM
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51. when is this on PST? i never watch faux

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MaggieSwanson

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Thu May-11-06 08:47 PM
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14. Oh, HILARIOUS!

Thanks for the heads-up.

:rofl:

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spanone

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Thu May-11-06 08:47 PM
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16. Haebeas Corporus.....he's sluurrrrrinnnggg.

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Coexist

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Thu May-11-06 08:48 PM
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17. Holy cow - I think he is

Why does Alan Colmes wear so much make-up?

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Kingshakabobo

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Thu May-11-06 08:51 PM
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25. Because he looks like he was fed with a sling-shot as a kid. n/t

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AspenRose

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Fri May-12-06 03:32 PM
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49. !

:spray: Thanks a lot, I just woke up my toddler from his nap. :-)

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Kingshakabobo

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Fri May-12-06 03:48 PM
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50. he he

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Kahuna

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Thu May-11-06 08:48 PM
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18. Do you blame him?

Edited on Thu May-11-06 08:49 PM by Kahuna

:popcorn:

I love watching the implosion of the repuke party. It couldn't happen to a more deserving crowd.

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hvn_nbr_2

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Fri May-12-06 12:48 AM
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38. You put the words right into my mouth.

I was thinking the thought "Do you blame him?" without being able to come up with the right words for it. You did it.
:toast: (Seems appropriate for the occasion.)

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H2O Man

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Thu May-11-06 08:48 PM
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19. He is.

I'm not big on the "so-n-so was drunk!" threads. But Newt is definitely under the influence right now.

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Rex

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Thu May-11-06 08:49 PM
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20. Newt knows what the real 411 is.

I wonder if Rove called Newty into his office the other day and played HIS NSA/AT&T phone recordings? Maybe Cheney or Scalia played his tape in front of Hastert or something. A pickled Newt.

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Botany

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Thu May-11-06 08:49 PM
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21. Wow

Edited on Thu May-11-06 09:00 PM by Botany

What a thick tongue he has!

Hammered!

http://homepage.mac.com/jholbo/nutwork/images/Gingrich,%20Newt.jpg

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Berserker

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Thu May-11-06 08:50 PM
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23. I have faux blocked

I have grand kids.

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Coexist

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Thu May-11-06 08:51 PM
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26. he mispronounced 'amendment' and is slurring terribly

it is funny in a sad kind of way.

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Lin

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Thu May-11-06 09:00 PM
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29. slurring like crazy AND far too animated-skunky-drunk! So glad

someone started this thread b/c I wasn't sure after (only) the first segment, but by the end of the second, it was undeniable. doesn't ANYBODY around these little tyrants have the balls to say "no" "not a good idea" "don't do it your ROYAL HIGHNESS"---I can't believe what I just saw! must suck being a pub these days har har har!

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H2O Man

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Thu May-11-06 09:25 PM
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34. Newt helped run

the early WHIG meetings with Scooter Libby, where the work-up on Wilson became their focus.

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Coexist

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Thu May-11-06 09:46 PM
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36. do you think this phone records thing

began as a Republican data mining operation? Looking for leakers and political file filling?

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Lin

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Thu May-11-06 09:08 PM
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30. I understand, but respectfully disagree with you, many many times RW memes

are born on FAUX and I find it a great way to get a jump on them -- IMO Faux needs to be observed as closely as any entity to the corporate takover of America....USA country no more, America Inc. (and HEY sshhhhhh! SHHH! all very secret no Q's asked & none answered-they say it-we listen -and of story)

Sorry for rant:(

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SeveneightyWhoa

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Thu May-11-06 08:58 PM
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28. I guess it takes a lot of alcohol..

..to get a Republican to speak out against the president!

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Canuckistanian

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Thu May-11-06 09:16 PM
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31. He's watching the last shards of his revolution blow away

Edited on Thu May-11-06 09:17 PM by Canuckistanian

I think I'd have a few wobbly pops myself.

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ThoughtCriminal

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Thu May-11-06 09:20 PM
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32. Like FOX viewers can tell the difference - nt

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crappyjazz

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Thu May-11-06 09:22 PM
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33. I'm pretty sure he said "Preshdesh Bush" and

is he in Washington? hope the Capital Police were watching and he isn't planning to drive home :rofl:

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faithnotgreed

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Thu May-11-06 09:38 PM
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35. rove might want to drive him home

and keep on going before tomorrow gets here

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JudyM

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Thu May-11-06 11:12 PM
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37. So our preshident says nucular... words needn't be real.

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threadkillaz

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Fri May-12-06 01:41 AM
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39. Truth serum

"It's a mess" - Newt (on NSA spying program)

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pacalo

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Fri May-12-06 02:23 AM
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40. LOL! I learned two new phrases tonight...

Habeas corpras and terrorist attaricks.

Newt started off with, "I'm not going to defend the indefensible", but in the end, he said congress should pass a law to make the NSA program legal (!) and that the American people only want Bush to come clean about what they're doing & the people would then accept it.

Good Lord, I can't believe the twisted views on that network.

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druidity33

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Fri May-12-06 07:14 AM
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41. video link yet? n/t

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RebelOne

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Fri May-12-06 02:14 PM
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43. It's up now on Crooks and Liars.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/

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sweetheart

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Fri May-12-06 02:35 PM
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45. shitfaced... it must hurt...

to be betrayed so totally.

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