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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:13 PM
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ALERT - TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY - 2008 RNC PLATFORM UNCOVERED-
The RNC, realizing the hole that Dimson** has dug for the party, has preemptively released its 2008 Presidential Platform.

The Platform is as follows:

1. Abortion, abortion, abortion

2. Gay Marriage, Gay Marriage, Gay Marriage

3. Terruh, Terruh, Terruh

4. Gay Terruhists who perform abortions

5. Aborted terruhists who were gay.

6. Gays who if they had not been aborted would have become terruhists.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:14 PM
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1. And "The Brown Skinned Immigrants are Taking Over"!
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unschooler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:14 PM
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2. BWHAHAH!!! I thought they were against abortion!
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:15 PM
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3. 4. Gay Terruhists who perform abortions
fuck me now I am scared.
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:16 PM
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4. Activist Judges!!! Huge heaping spoonfulls of fear!!!
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:24 PM
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5. They will be covered
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-11-06 09:32 PM
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6. They might as well run on the "Big Brother" platform
Big Brother sez Vote Republican!
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:30 AM
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7. "Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!" . . . n/t
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 02:02 AM
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8. LOL! K&R!
and don't forget the Boogy Man!
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