How the mighty fall: Tucker Carlson is doing a segment on M.I.L.F.s...

Bush_Eats_Beef

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Thu May-11-06 10:41 PM
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How the mighty fall: Tucker Carlson is doing a segment on M.I.L.F.s...

"There's a 4-letter acronym for "hot moms" on the Net...look it up if you don;t know what it is. We can't say it on the air..."

He's talking with a hot mom who wrote a book about being a hot mom.

Oy VEY.

:evilgrin:

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Roland99

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Thu May-11-06 10:42 PM
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1. Anderson Cooper was going on about polygamy

:eyes:

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laheina

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Thu May-11-06 10:48 PM
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12. That's his third or fourth day on that topic.

Is this his blond-girl-in-Aruba?

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Ian David

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Thu May-11-06 10:50 PM
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14. It's about time someone exposed how Christians are destroying marriage n/t

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Roland99

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Thu May-11-06 11:03 PM
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21. Rita Cosby's, too. She's been covering it a lot, too.

along with the Duke case.

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xray s

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Thu May-11-06 10:43 PM
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2. no wonder he's upset about the phone spying

Edited on Thu May-11-06 10:43 PM by xray s

he's been calling 1-900-ura-milf

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Ian David

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Thu May-11-06 10:43 PM
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3. I think Tucker's expertise lies more along the lines of DILFs. n/t

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Thu May-11-06 10:46 PM
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11. Donuts?

Who knew? :shrug:

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C_U_L8R

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Thu May-11-06 10:44 PM
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4. It would be more appropriate (and credible)

if he just fiddled ...while the Republican Party goes down in flames.

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Avalux

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Thu May-11-06 10:44 PM
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5. Is he still bowtie-less??

At some point he got rid of it; as if that would help his personality deficiencies.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Thu May-11-06 10:45 PM
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8. Tie-less and clueless.

:patriot:

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Thu May-11-06 10:44 PM
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6. Oh How I Used To Love MILFS.

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bluerum

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Thu May-11-06 10:45 PM
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7. JHFC. You must be joking.

Edited on Thu May-11-06 10:49 PM by bluerum

That loud (large) flushing sound you hear is the country going into the toilet.

That loud scuking sound is,,,,, well,,,,, anyway.

on edit: large should be LOUD!

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Thu May-11-06 10:46 PM
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10. The woman wrote a book called "The Hot Mom Handbook."

Carlson RUSHED through the segment. I don't think he enjoyed it.

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Ian David

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Thu May-11-06 10:49 PM
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13. Of course Carlson didn't enjoy it.

What Carlson does enjoy?

Talking about the homosexual agenda.

Carlson loves talking about the gays and acting all outraged by it.

"Oh... the gays... gays... gays... where's my bow tie?"

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RagAss

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Thu May-11-06 10:45 PM
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9. ah yes...our beloved media...

no wonder our country is in the fucking shitcan

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still_one

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Thu May-11-06 10:51 PM
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15. finally real news

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Hissyspit

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Thu May-11-06 10:52 PM
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16. Well, his real name IS Fucker Carlson...

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jane_pippin

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Thu May-11-06 10:52 PM
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17. Your statement assumes he was once mighty.

Unless you meant mighty as in "Gee, that Tucker is a mighty big prick!" in which case, I agree.

Poor Fucker. All alone at the lunch table again, resorting to (*twitter twitter*) dirty jokes to get friends. It almost makes me want to give him my pack of twinkies in pity.

Digs at the Uber-Nerd aside, I have to say I almost look forward to his promo spots because they're so, so, so hilariously stupid--one can practically see the desperation oozing through the screen like so much sweat on his Silly Putty-esque face.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Thu May-11-06 10:58 PM
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19. He's at his best on "Hardball Hotshots"...

...Tweety always cuts to Tucker when he needs someone to defend Bush, but lately it's been getting harder and harder for him to find something uplifting to say.

When he addresses Carlson (or when he shows him on split-screen with another "Hotshot" or Hardball guest) you can see that real "deer-in-the-headlights" look.

:evilgrin:

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jane_pippin

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Thu May-11-06 11:02 PM
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20. Oh jeez...thank god I'm at work when that lovefest is on. Speaking of

the Tweetster, Colbert just said he's on the Report next week. :woohoo:

Tucker always does seem like he's in over his head. Something about how he talks--he just always seems like he's backed into a corner lying his way out and he knows we know he's full of shit. Did I say seems? I meant is.

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NastyDiaper

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Thu May-11-06 10:55 PM
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18. T.I.L.F

No big deal really. The MSM's been obsessed with Teachers for years.

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gratuitous

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Thu May-11-06 11:07 PM
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22. Well, there's nothing else going on, is there?

I mean, the Bush administration breaking the law isn't really news anymore, is it?

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MisterP

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Thu May-11-06 11:10 PM
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23. reminds me of Blair on Spitting Image, before it ended

the shrieking schoolboy

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Bozita

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Thu May-11-06 11:50 PM
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24. His dad worked for Louella Parsons (gossip) before he headed VOA

Edited on Thu May-11-06 11:58 PM by Bozita

That's VOA as in Voice of America.

Tucker's dad was the interview on C-SPAN2's Booknotes Q & A last Sunday.

So, how did Bowtie Boy get his start? It's called networking.

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ToeBot

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Thu May-11-06 11:53 PM
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25. It wouldn't happen to be sweeps would it? eom

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