I want to be a Bush speech writer. Here is my writing sample.

driver8

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Thu May-11-06 10:49 PM
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I want to be a Bush speech writer. Here is my writing sample.

9/11, 9/11, nine-eleven, 9-11, terra, 9/11, nine-eleven, 9/11, freedom is on the march, 9/11, 9/11, 9-11, nine-eleven, mushroom cloud, 9/11, nine eleven, don't forget 9/11, 9/11, war, war, war president, God Bless America, 9/11, 9/11, nine eleven, tax cuts, money in your pockets, nine eleven, nine eleven, nine eleven, nucular, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, yellow cake uranium, 9/11, more 9/11, Ah'm the decider, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, as long as ah'm the dictator, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, only spying on terraists, nine eleven, nine eleven, nine eleven, keep 'Murkans safe, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, and in closing...

Ah am not a crook!

What do you think? Have I got a chance?

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Roland99

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Thu May-11-06 10:50 PM
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1. You should try some assistance from....The Speechalist

http://www.wimp.com/presidential/

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No New War

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Thu May-11-06 10:53 PM
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2. Al-Qaeda Osama Sadam

9/11 TERROR. BOO! Yer skared now rite? I thot so, ferget about yer rites (9/11) we need to be SAFE Hiding UNDER THE COVERS. While I go out and get the oil-err badguys(ALQAEDA OSAMABINLADEN TERRISTS) there so we don't have to fight them here(NUKLAR Condi! What's that word? PRO-LIFER-ATION).

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bluerum

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Thu May-11-06 10:55 PM
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3. Terraists and Saddamists runnin all over. Terraists - in your town.

Don wahn'um. The economee is strong as long as we give money to the rich and kill brown skins.

Ehhhhh,,,, KKKarl,,,, what'd you say about that CIA bitch over there spy'in on Iran? She's in the CIA?

Well damn - even I know'd that.

What database?

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