Ken Mehlman: "I'm not Gay!" - Democratic Underground

raysr

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Fri May-12-06 01:04 AM
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Ken Mehlman: "I'm not Gay!"

" "I’m not gay. But those stories did a number on my dating life for six months".
Republican Party Chair Ken Mehlman, responding to a question about his sexual orientation following the White House correspondents dinner last weekend (New York Daily News, May 2)"

http://pageoneq.com/rssfeedstuff/index.php?id=7285

Right, and * isn't a liar!

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LostInAnomie

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Fri May-12-06 01:08 AM
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1. He's playing with semantics.

He's using "gay" in the old timey sense as in "happy".

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dalaigh lllama

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Fri May-12-06 01:09 AM
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2. Sorry, Ken, I doubt it was "those stories"

that ruined your dating life. Any gal would look at that sour expression of yours and run for the hills. (Much to your secret relief, I'm sure.)

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Canuckistanian

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Fri May-12-06 01:13 AM
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3. "So I like gladiator movies. So what?"

Man, this guy is SO in the closet he smells of mothballs.

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Tempest

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Fri May-12-06 01:16 AM
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4. Correct me if I'm wrong...

But wasn't Gannon sneaking in the back door of the White House during the time Mehlman worked in the White House?

And didn't Gannon stop going to the White House as soon as Mehlman took over as head of the RNC and left the White House?

I seem to recall there was a relationship between Gannon's visits and Mehlman working at the WH and then leaving.

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DesEtoiles

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Fri May-12-06 01:17 AM
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5. I'm not gay, but I don't like women.

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Justice Is Comin

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Fri May-12-06 01:19 AM
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6. Then why

does he have Rove's ball print on his chin?

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peacetheonlyway

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Fri May-12-06 01:37 AM
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7. METHINKS thou Doth Protest Too much

while sneaking peaks at planet out ads in between proclamations of your absolute heterosexuality..

sell out

sell out kiss ass sell out

may you go the way of gannon and make sure that every gay man in the US passes you up for that older less good looking man at the bar.... you know... Dick Cheney.....or Bush Sr., or Condi, or whoever else you care to conjecture....

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peacetheonlyway

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Fri May-12-06 01:38 AM
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8. but I play one on Fake TV

Feaux TV
Fakestream TV

insert your favorite MSM slur here....

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tishaLA

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Fri May-12-06 01:42 AM
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9. Now that he's issued a formal denial

Edited on Fri May-12-06 01:43 AM by tishaLA

I think it's time for some enterprising reporter to make sure he's telling the truth like they did with Gary Hart. Remember: it's not "sleazy," it's just a quest for truth!

Edit: Spelling

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Hardrada

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Fri May-12-06 02:05 AM
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10. I am not a crook.

I never touched that woman! Mission accomplished!
and other Golden Oldies.

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