you think someone was thinking about bush* when they wrote this joke

:rofl:
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there
was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yeah," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the other friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch this," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and
stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You

Jerk... it's 3:15 in the morning!!!"