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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:45 AM
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Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
Ring-Ring...

"Is this Dr. Smith's office?"

"Yes, who's calling?"

"This is Brad Jones....is this Shirley??"

"Yes, it is! How can I help you Brad?"

"Shirley, I want to see if I can my prescription filled for those anti-depressants I've been taking. Also, I want to see if Dr. Smith will fill a prescription of Viagra for me?"

"Well, how have you been doing Brad?"

"I'm better than my crazy Aunt Maggie...we had to put her in the institution the other day. And that son of ours was just busted for marijuana and we've been real busy trying to keep it out of the newspapers and keeping him from getting into more trouble."

"Those kids are really something nowadays, aren't they?"

"It's not just the kids...my brother-in-law Charlie has been stealing foodstamps from the government and he gives me $20 every month not to tell on him. He'll go to jail if they catch him..."

"I heard something on the news about people doing that..."

"Yeah, they're talking about the government listening to people's phone calls and those liberals are all screaming about it. I don't mind them tapping my phone. I don't have anything to hide..."
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reichstag911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:48 AM
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1. I have my doubts...
...about your monkey!
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:48 AM
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2. exactly! ha... . . . . . . . eom
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:49 AM
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3. who knew making calls was gonna be so much fun?
:rofl:
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:50 AM
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4. Great post title
Good post too.

How long is it going to be before we hear about a Democratic Staffer who called a phone sex line? One of those anonymous links that Bush Adminsitration hates so much? Although they can keep it a lot quieter if they want to - send it anonymously double blind.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:51 AM
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5. LOL
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:52 AM
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6. Kentuk isn't that a Beatles song?
White Album?
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:55 AM
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8. Yes!
The best of the Beatles work, in my humble opinion. But, don't tell anyone you are a Beatle fan...John Lennon was subversive, don't you know?
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:58 AM
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9. I used to host a "Bedtime with the Beatles" segment
on my former radio show. Good to see this old DJ still has it. B-)
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 10:55 AM
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7. That's funny but true! The only thing I have to hide...that I know of...
is how I feel about ShrubCo, but I am cautious of exactly what I say about him on the phone & the net!
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:01 AM
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10. Amen
Because frankly I'd like to "*** *** *** ******* **** *** ***** **** ******" for translation give me a call at ***-****
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:07 AM
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11. Everybody's got a dark side.
Everybody's got something to hide.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 11:12 AM
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12. Heh heh, ". . .the deeper you go, the higher you fly. . ."
"...your inside is out, but your outside is in..."

:evilgrin:
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