A Bush Fable .... I wrote this for DU 1/7/06 ..... Might it come true?

Just Remember every time a republican gets indicted a liberal gets laid.


President bush was well into his bottle of Jim Beam when Karen "Bigfoot" Hughes came into
the oval office and gave him the news that all the news stations were running the story about
the NSA hacking into Kerry's computers and phone lines.



"It is looking bad ..... even Fox news is saying that your finished and that you will be indicted in the A.M."

"Damn, an I zzzz just gotten my new Play station hooked up to my tee vee."

Bush felt much as he did in 72 when confronted w/ his flight qualification medical exam and piss test.
He new (* spelling) what to do. After stumbling through using his speed dial on his phone he got through.

"Hello Bandi? this izzz George, I need to do that "thing" now. What you want all my $ form the swiss &
Cayman accounts? You bastard." he was quite for a few minutes and then said, "O.K. Bandi, it is yours."

The helicopter took off from the White House lawn w/ in 20 minutes ....... Laura sucked on her newport
smoke and smiled as she watched the copter disappear into the night. "Free @ last thank God I am free
@ last." She said into her cell phone.

Rumors that Rush Limbaugh had O.D.ed were on the radio as Laura packed to meet with Lynne Cheney
at a little cabin they had bought on Cape Cod. She was all tingly with excitement.