How I nailed my freeper co-worker.

We had a 'discussion' regarding the NSA spying. He listed the talking points: "Nothing to hide", helping to catch terrorists. You get the drift.

I left for lunch, pulled out the cellphone and called his desk.

Ring. Ring. "This is XXXX speaking"

I said the following:

"Bomb"
"Al Qaeda"
"Terrosit"
"Allah"

"Your now on the list XXXX, have a nice day"

I love pranking freepers.

They stain their pants.

:rofl:

Best laugh of the day. :rofl:

"You realize, of course, that you are parrotting the very same things said by the KGB about their surveillance of people in the Russian Republic, right? Do you now mean to say that it was perfectly OK for the KGB to tap phones and keep track of who's been calling whom because, after all, they were at war with the west?"

It amazing just how fast those heads start to spin.

:hi:

how they will feel about NSA spying when Hillary is President.

to be able to quote that one.

I have no quote, but it was an oft-heard assertion in my youth, justification for the Cold War and "proof" of how bad was Communism.

Oh, wait...are we talking about something else?

Sorry.

:blush:

So glad to see you around campus again lately

Yuk! You don't want extract o' freeper all over you!

:rofl:

You're so bad! :evilgrin:

Hope this opened his eyes. Excellent.

"Please call the office as soon as possible regarding your biopsy results."

then add, "good luck getting your next health insurance policy"

but that's not how it works".

I said "XXXX nobody knows how it works, that's one of the problems."

that Abdul the Terrist does, he's screwed. He's in the web...receiving messages via fortune cookie!!!!!

don' hurt 'im or nothin'.

Usually if someone's so quick to pounce on a minor gaffe, I assume testosterone is involved.

You have to speak there language.

:rofl:

:rofl::spray:

n/t

Or, "Those weapons you requested to send to Iran are ready for pick up. Allah be praised."

Try this variation of a prank I used to pull when I was in Elementary school.

1) Call "The Holy Land Foundation."
(See: Muslim Charity Indicted on Terrorism Charges http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127164,00.html )

2) While the phone is ringing, click-over and dial your Bush-Apologist friend.

3) Immediately connect the two together onto the call.

Line 1: Holy Land Foundation... praise be to Allah! How may I direct your call?
Line 2: Hello? Who is this?
Line 1: This is The Holy Land Foundation. How may I help you?
Line 2: Why did you call me?
Line 1: I didn't call you. You called me.
Line 2: No I didn't.
Line 1: Well, I didn't call you.
Line 2: Is this some kind of joke?
Line 1: The Eagle drowns at midnight.
Line 2: Excuse me?
Line 1: The Eagle drowns at midnight. That's the counter-sign. You said, "Is this some kind of joke."
Line 2: The what?
Line 1: Oh, what in Allah's name have I done! (Click)

You did this last week, admit it.

connecting two peope who hate one another on 3-way calling.

Or two people in my class at random and then listening-in.

Connecting Republicans to suspected terrorist sympathizers is a new twist I just thought-up.

:evilgrin:

Here's another way to get him, print the following out and ask him to sign:

I, , do give up all my Constitutional rights* necessary in support of the Federal Government's 'War on Terror'. I freely give up these rights indefinitely no matter if a Republican or a Democrat is the President. I will not criticize the President no matter their party as long they are fighting the 'War on Terror'.

<sign>
Full Name

* Rights to be determined by the President with no oversight by the Congress or the Judiciary

and lighten up, Francis.

I meant that even misspelled or mispronounced words could get someone nabbed by some kind of listening program, like someone going at the airport saying, "Hi, Jack!" or my friend is "Al Kay, duhhhh!"

I often rush in when I believe people are being hassled for typos, because I make so many myself.

My apologies.

:evilgrin:

or I'll kill ya!


ooops, sorry, you kicked off a quote-reflex.

thanks for the laughs.

:toast: :bounce:

Someone I heard on a local radio show asked if we ever thought about how nice it would be to be able to tap someone's phone, like, say, Bill Gates and be able to get insider tips on the stock market, company secrets, etc.

I can hear the freepers now: "Oh, no one in the Bush administration would ever do anything so dishonest!" ....Right.

Edited to add: Of course they would never spy on their political enemies, either, right? :eyes:

Or could someone get access and begin to sell generalized records of the types of businesses called in a town? Could generalized info of this nature be used at a later date to determine what locals in a certain radius rely on the most?

I know I didn't explain it well but the thought's been running across my mind for the past day or so.

with this information that would be less than ethical.

And all you would need is one unethical person. They could make a fortune over selling simple info.

I'm like, good luck keeping those guns. The constitution is only as strong as it's weakest held item or amendment.

As of this administration, it is meaningless - Better pay NRA the big bucks so they can continue to bribe the WH.

law and ordinance on the books - are they sure they haven't violated anything, not a single thing, in the 50 volume U.S. code the multivolume State Code, the city ordinances, etc.

Ask them if they would really, honestly, let a cop come into their house and search it. They wouldn't call a lawyer of course. Just sit there and watch the cop go through everything in their house. Every drawer. Every closet. Picture the cop making comments about some of it.

The trouble with these people is they lack imagination and need to have it guided for them.

you should have thrown in "child molestation" and "george bush", just for added fun.

:rofl:

is to say that, by their logic, they shouldn't mind people grabbing their purses/briefcases and pawing through them.

After all, if they don't have anything to hide, they shouldn't care.