A song parody for the folks at the NSA

To the tune of "Do You Want To Know A Secret" by The Beatles.


You won't believe the things we know about you
The information that we share...

Listen, in on all your conversations
Tracking everyone you call, whoa-oh-oh
Closer, than you think that we might be
We're the van parked up the stree-eeet, watching what you do.

Ripping*, pages from the constitution
Civil rights can go to hell, whoa-oh-oh
Mister*, what you whisper we still hear
What is freedom whithout fear, Eyes are trained on you.

We've had your secrets for a year or too
Now Cheyney knows, Rumsfeld toooo-oooo

No sir*. we don't need authorization
That Gonzales guy's sure swell, whoa-oh-oh
Faster*, than you'd think you'll disappear
Are we making ourselves clear, Gitmo's calling you
Ooowooh oooooh ooh ooh, Ooowooh oooooh ooh ooh


*Ooh wah ooh :)

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

It's kinda sad that we have to laugh so we don't :cry:

Yes it is indeed sad :(

WHO'S BREAKIN' IN

All you liberals, gather round me
and let me give you some good advice.
What I'm gonna, ask you now
you better think about it twice.
While you're out workin' and payin' your taxes
there is something you never even thought of
and that is:

Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?
Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?

I've seen so, so many liberals
all in that same old bag
thinkin' Uncle Sam is tryin' to protect you
but man have we ever been had.
Oh, fellow liberals, let me ask you somethin'
I'm sure that you never even dreamed of
and that is:

Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?
Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?


I know that George Bush
give some other excuse.
About not tryin' to run your life,
boy, that fool has been lyin' to you, oh you,
oh oh, you you.

Reason why I ask this question,
I used to be fooled the same way.
When I decided to brighten up
I found it was a bit too late.
Oh yeah, that's when it all happened,
something I never ever dreamed of.

Somebody was a-snoopin' in my apartment
while I was out makin' cash.
Somebody was a-snoopin' in my apartment
while I was out makin' cash.

Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?
Who's breakin' in to your apartment
while you were out making cash?

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:-)

One more song parody:

Listen to the Clicking on the Telephone
(Tune: Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain)

They listen to the phone calls that you make all day,
Telling them just what you're saying when.
I wish that they would all hang up and go away,
And let me be alone again.

Seems the only rights I care about are gone away.
The Constitution won't protect me now
When fascists are in charge we must be careful what we say
before the tyrants' boots we must bow.

Big Brother tell me now does that seem fair
For you to spy on me without a care
My civil rights have gotten lost somewhere
far away.

Listen to the clicking on my telephone
Telling me your snooping on me when
I wish you would get nothing but a busy tone
And let me be alone again.

Why do you think that you should have the right
To spy on your countrymen without a fight
We will not rest until you see the light
of liberty.

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:hi:

:o

:pals: :bounce: :loveya: :D:D:D:D:D

Thanks fer the laff!!!

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But now I'm seeing that I didn't reply. I must have gotten pissed off at the part about Gonzales. He's an enabler!

Anyway, post some more!!

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