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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:05 AM
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Happy Mother's Day to Barbara Bush!
You've raised your sons up so well Bar, you are America's first and foremost mother.

M is for the morons that you gave us,
O is for the Odor that they make,
T is for the tax cuts for the rich folks,
H is for the horror in their wake,
E is for the everlasting arrogance,
R is for the royal family,

put them altogether they spell 'Mother',
a word that fits you per-fect-leeeee.

Happy Day Bar you big mother!
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:14 AM
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1. Bwahahahaha!!!
:rofl::spray:

K&R - nice job!
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:19 AM
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2. Barbara........
Please swear under oath that you`re not still having sex with that man....Mr. George Herbert Walker Bush. Enough already. The country can`t take any more.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:52 AM
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4. Don't worry
Menopause came and went for her. No more little Bushes out of her. Now, we need to put IUDs in the drunk twins.
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:42 AM
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3. Too bad Babs did not practice
neonatacide. :sarcasm: Sorry, but I am feeling sick to my stomach after reading articles on cnn and msnbc websites about how suicidal troops are being sent back into combat. God I wish Bush's War would end already.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:54 AM
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5. LOL! Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:01 AM
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6. Gosh, that really worked out well for her!
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reichstag911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:16 AM
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7. Don't mess with Bar's "beautiful mind."
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:27 AM
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8. The bitch should have had an abortion
The world would have been a better place.
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:19 AM
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9. Ha
:rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:22 AM
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10. She's not a mother. She's a mutha. MuthA! Mutha f.......and
there's nut'n happy bout that!
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:23 AM
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11. Hmmphh
even the egg he hatched from wishes it would have swam in a different direction.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:42 AM
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12. Two words: Miserable Failure
To you, as a mother. You really dropped the ball.

To your son, as a humanbeing generally.

You really destroyed the world as much as he has.

"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world."

Thank you very little.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:44 AM
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13. I didn't believe in abortion 'till the 2000 election circus.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 09:48 AM
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14. Welcome to DU!!!!
That was great! :spray:

Happy mother's Day, barb, you sack. How's your "beautiful mind" today, you disgusting piece of trash? Hope you get beaned by an anvil! :hi:
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 06:43 AM
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15. Her uterus--
--should be declared a Superfund cleanup site.
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