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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:14 PM
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Alert: The NSA wishes to remind everyone to call their Mothers today...
They need to calibrate their system.

That is all.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:15 PM
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1. LoL...n/t
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:16 PM
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2. I bet they had to add a lot of extra staff today to hand the volume
of calls! :rofl:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:21 PM
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4. Just think of the overtime!
:D
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:20 PM
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3. "Reach out and be touched by someone!"
Perverts. :grr:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:29 PM
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5. Allah akhbar, Ma! How's the weather in Tora Bora?
Oops, I mean Pompano Beach!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:35 PM
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7. LOL! nt
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:45 PM
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8. don't you mean South Waziristan?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:35 PM
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6. On Maher's show Friday, he claimed today was NSA's biggest,
most productive day! ;)
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:12 AM
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12. monitoring the connections--mmmmm, Mama
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:47 PM
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9. Don't call if you have a bad cold
If you call and say "I love you, Bom. Happy Bothers Day", you could be asking for trouble.
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kansasblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:38 PM
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10. And please do not, while talking to mom, say.....
====redacted=======, -----classified-------, I love Fitz, ---censored---, and 'Bite my Chenney',
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 12:49 AM
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11. kickin for the late night crowd, because it just won't be funny tomorrow.
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Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:15 AM
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13. I once sent a funny letter to my sister with some Russian innuendo
on the envelope, and my sister says it was opened when she got it.
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:17 AM
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14. Is USA Today's site down?
When I tried to visit their website, it started to load, then said "application failed to initialize", then it crashed my browser. I've tried 3 times. Is this just my computer or has anyone else noticed this? :shrug:
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:19 AM
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15. dupe
Edited on Mon May-15-06 08:20 AM by Marie26
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