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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:13 PM
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Will all the assholes raise their hands, please...


Ah, thank you...
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:13 PM
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1. ROFL
:rofl:
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:14 PM
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3. ditto


:rofl:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:14 PM
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2. Raise 'em high
Edited on Mon May-15-06 09:16 PM by MADem
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genie_weenie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:30 PM
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7. Question:
Is the hand on the Bible a not so subtle reminder to the American People that the President is ordained by God?

It reminds me of Kevin Nealon's SNL character Mr. Subliminal, who was not very subtle...

I mean it clearly invokes of the Divine Right of Kings feeling in me...
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 10:05 PM
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21. For all we know, it could be a Vermont town phone book in a crusty
leather cover!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:22 PM
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4. Ok
:hi:

After some of the posts I made this evening!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:25 PM
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5. And keep them up there, mkay?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:26 PM
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6. Even halfway up will do
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:30 PM
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8. Even when campaigning...
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:34 PM
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9. I have to protest.
I thought this was an exclusive asshole club, but you've let these...people...in. If they aren't thrown out immediately, I'm going to have to seek membership in another asshole club.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:35 PM
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10. I will only raise my finger, because the imperialist west
will not let me release the shackles from my arm..
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:36 PM
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11. Good one! I needed that.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:38 PM
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12. From today...
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:39 PM
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13. nice... we need more assholes for this club
there are not enough
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:40 PM
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14. one plus one equals....
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:44 PM
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15. two years in jail for us normal people
if we did that in front of a cop
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:46 PM
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16. Present and awaiting the small bus to prison
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:47 PM
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17. Forget what I said earlier.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:58 PM
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18. whenever I see that terminally ambitious fourflusher, I try to link this
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:58 PM
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19. don't forget me...
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:59 PM
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20. and me...
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 10:14 PM
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22. Some of the new upgrades let them do more than just raise their hands...
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 11:51 PM
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23. Damn, you beat me to that one...
I was looking everywhere for it.

Thanks
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 12:23 AM
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24. I keep such things handy in my new journal "DUers Say the Darndest things"
I think it was our fellow DUer 'paparush' who provided the
caption for that one.

More here: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/dicksteele

I'm actually PhotoShopping and editing the third edition right now-
look for it tomorrow- noon at the latest.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 12:27 AM
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26. cool. I like the idea.. Here is another one
right up your alley
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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 12:25 AM
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25. Hey don't forget these guys


Old school asshole.



New school asshole, comes with a bonus loofah.



Wants to eradicate assholes, but instead just enables them.



And last there's this guy, who fancies himself twice the asshole anyone else is.
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