What's up with a Wednesday? Why, Where, and Who? . . . . please CAPTION!!!

skip fox

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Wed May-17-06 05:46 AM
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What's up with a Wednesday? Why, Where, and Who? . . . . please CAPTION!!!

W. is saying: " . . . and so if we round them all up we could identify them, like tattoo a number or something on them or implant a chip . . . bet nobody's thought of that before! . . . Karl likes it too. . . . Everbody here does. . . . We call it compassionate convservatism. . . . I want to compassionate everyone I can"

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tavalon

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Wed May-17-06 05:49 AM
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1. Your caption

reminds me of my favorite T-shirt:

Friendly Fascism

(Insert GOP Elephant here)

When Compassionate Conservatism Just Isn't Enough!

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skip fox

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Wed May-17-06 07:35 AM
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5. I rarely wear such wear, but I might wear that. Good teashirt.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Wed May-17-06 05:51 AM
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2. "Why do we have two flags? Damn eagles are taking our jobs!"

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Kierkegaard

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Wed May-17-06 06:32 AM
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3. "'Cause I'm a karate man, see!

And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that 'cause you a big Barry White lookin motherf*&#$%!"

~ Quote borrowed from the film Trading Places (Eddie Murphy)

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underpants

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Wed May-17-06 07:25 AM
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4. So I have developed a plan to secure the border. We will use a "lockbox"

I thought of it myself.

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Crankie Avalon

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Wed May-17-06 08:20 AM
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6. "Why do you want me to touch my fingertips together, officer?...

...Whoops--OK, gimme another chance; I ain't drunk, honest!"

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skip fox

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Wed May-17-06 09:15 AM
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9. "Honest, officer, I'm cone stold sober."

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zeemike

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Wed May-17-06 08:24 AM
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7. I got the whole world in my hands, I got the whole world

in my hands,
I got the whole world in my hands.
i got the government agencies in my hands
I got the government money in my hands
I got the military complex in my hands
I got the whole world in my hands.

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lutefisk

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Wed May-17-06 08:31 AM
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8. ""Texas drawl? Oops, I forgot! Where's Karen? Voice coach!"

He must have been thinking about spending the Memorial Day weekend at the family compound in Maine.

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