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greenpagan2004 Donating Member (19 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:21 AM
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PLEASE SEND THIS MAN YOUR MONEY!


Robertson Says God Told Him About Storms

By Associated Press

May 18, 2006, 12:01 AM EDT

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-robertson-storms,0,3751068.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

COMMENT: What are they sniffing on those prayer retreats these days…Holy Glue ®…?
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Kiouni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:24 AM
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1. You know
That very same god told GW to be president. I just thinks he's trying to piss me off.
note to self kick almighty in nuts.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:32 AM
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2. The voices these two hear
are not God.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 05:42 AM
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10. I think a lot of us are going to demand explanations
once we enter those pearly gates.

Any god that would let Robertson blaspheme like that is either disinterested or perverse.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:38 AM
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3. Isn't he dead yet?
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:41 AM
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4. And this is a 'hot tip' from God?
What it must be like to be upstaged by the psychic hot line...
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:42 AM
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5. Miss Cleo had more credibility. nt
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:47 AM
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6. I'd rather send the asshole a hurricane
but it would kill other people while he floated around on a little ball of light, with doves coming to take his shit away when he defecates, usually on the poor..

has he LOST HIS TOUCH? Hell, he PRAYS AWAY Hurricanes ALL the damn time..

One of the most Vile people in the world. He should be sewn inside of Cheney's chest cavity and forced to share a heart and a peephole with him.
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 05:05 AM
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8. Cheney had a heart transplant from the Grinch...
It can barely support HIM.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 06:52 AM
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13. Lol
good one :)
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 05:04 AM
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7. I must be getting tired...
At first I thought the thread title was "Please send this man your monkey."
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neoblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 05:28 AM
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9. If you have money to spare, consider...
sending some to one of these worthy groups or individuals:

Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee

Democracy for America

http://www.johnconyers.com/index.asp?Type=CONTRIBUTION&SEC={E114EDF0-5461-49B1-B834-CED253FA9DEA}">Representative John Conyers, Jr. (D) for Congress
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 06:51 AM
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11. American devolution
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Reader Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 06:51 AM
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12. Too late: All mine went to some Nigerian businessman. n/t
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KyuzoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 06:52 AM
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14. Holy shit.
That's my opinion on Robertson. Holy shit.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 06:54 AM
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15. Doesn't our tax money already?
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 07:14 AM
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16. God bless his pointed little head ...
and :party: WELCOME TO DU! :party:
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