STOP THE PRESSES! THIS IS HUGH! SENATE DEBATING THE MENACE....

OF ALLIGATOR ATTACKS!!!

Rep. Adam Putnam from Florida wants half a MILLION dollars to catch aligators!

How can they waste time on this, when we have such real, pressing, threatening issues facing us today... like gay marriage, steroids in baseball, people falling of cruise ships, flag burning, singing the national anthem in English, saying "Merry Christmas" at Wal-Mart, violent video games, Natalie Holloway and the social security crisis!?!?!

ALLIGATORS?

Fuck the ALLIGATORS...

People are getting GAY MARRIED in Massachusetts, and they want to talk about people being eaten by ALLIGATORS?

Come on!

Oh, I feel the urge to burn a flag... they'd better pass a constitutional amendment against it RIGHT NOW, or I just might do it!

Flag!

Fire!

Burn!

Oooh....

Someone, stop me!

Pass a law... PLEASE...

Must...

Not...

Get...

Gay...

Married...

Oh, Republicans! Save me! Save Me!

I mean, what are they gonna do? Pass a law forbidding alligators to kill people?

That's the really scary part.

that they want to marry gay wolves.

one of those gators is going to cough up all the missing vote boxes from 2000 & 2004! Told 'em not to toss them in the Glades!

out of the woodwork!!

:spray: :rofl:

That's what's got them upset.

they might be planning an ad campaign conflating the much feared "Liberals" with the much feared (and possibly GAY) Alligators!

frankly nothing would surprise me anymore!

5/18/06
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Four Multi-National Division - Baghdad soldiers and an Iraqi interpreter died on Thursday "when a roadside bomb struck their vehicle northwest of Baghdad," the military said.

The names of the soldiers were being withheld pending notification of next of kin.

The bombing came amid reports Thursday of violence that resulted in the deaths of 26 people, including a U.S. sailor, Iraqi police, civilians and insurgents.

when we have a serious thread going here on the topic of gay alligators?

;-)

...whether to send an official congratulations to the people of Turin.

...and some people say Congress doesn't have the spine to tackle the tough issues...


:eyes:

aka, "Howdy Doody lookin' nimrod".

Google that. It's fascinating reading that explains how politicians use "moral panic" to manipulate the public and retain power.

Can't he negotiate with these rogue 'gators?

:rofl:

Pardon me but isn't wildlife management a state responsibility?

bitching how democrats were fiscally irresponsible. This should be brought up everytime he tries to say anything about the budget. Tell, you what, you pay for that 'Croc Hunter' guy to come down and take care of it, and write it off as a business expense next year.