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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 03:35 PM
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Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
10. Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping

9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes

8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street

7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out

6. You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video"

5. Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record"

4. Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room

3. Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"

2. You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house

1. Suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass




http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060517.shtml
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 03:36 PM
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1. Riotous! nt
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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 03:47 PM
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2. Hey, thats all happened to me!!!!!11111 n/t
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 03:49 PM
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3. 7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out
:rofl:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:21 PM
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4. K&R (nt)
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:25 PM
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5. I would have added...Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked *pizza*
van parked across the street.


These are fantastic! :rofl:
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Kindigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:46 PM
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6. Yep
Woke up the neighbors last night, howling at #2.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:57 PM
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7. Number Two was, indeed, the gem in that list
:rofl:
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