Phone tapping phrases that could get you labeled a terrorist

or at minimum, get you on the "No fly" list.


Bin Laden is smarter than Bush.

The Iranian president is smarter than Bush.

A Chia Pet is smarter than Bush.

Al Qaeda thinks Bush is an asshole.

Democrats think Bush is an asshole.

Mentioning Jeff Gannon and assholes.

Any reference to The Hague and Bush in the same sentence.

Any reference to The Hague and Cheney in the same sentence.

Any reference to The Hague.

Mentioning where Dick Cheney will be on any given day.

Mentioning that Dick Cheney is really in charge.

Mentioning Dick Cheney.

Well, you get the idea. How about adding to this list? A single phrase is fine, a dual phrase is better, a triple phrase (as those above) put you into a drawing to see who gets to have a beer with Bush. Second place gets you two beers with him. The loser gets to go hunting with Cheney.

Think about it.

Bryant
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There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his profit. (Memorize this just in case) Part of the Shahadatan, or declarations Muslims use in their daily prayers.

Thanks for the list. Next time I'm on the phone, I'll be sure to say one of them before I hang up. Just to see what happens.

I really don't care. I'm not afraid of *, his yes-men, the NSA, or the Republican thugs who support this unConstitutional bullshit.
Ringo

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