SammyBlue

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Fri May-19-06 02:14 PM
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And Here's News Straight Out Of the Who Gives a Shit File

Runaway Bride's Wedding Reportedly Off

25 minutes ago

ATLANTA - The runaway bride who generated a media storm with her phony tale of abduction and the fiance who took her back have broken up for good, the man's friends and family told People Magazine.

"We're just glad there's a final resolution," John Mason's father, Claude Mason, told the magazine. He had planned to be his son's best man at the wedding.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, told the magazine: "John and I have some things to work out."

Wilbanks would not confirm or deny a breakup, the magazine said on its Web site Thursday. She, her attorney and a family spokesman did not respond to requests seeking comment Friday. Her mother, Joyce Parrish, declined to comment.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060519/ap_on_en_ot/runaway_bride

Is it sweeps week all ready?

WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS??? WHY IS YAHOO NEWS MAKING THIS ONE OF THEIR TOP NEWS ITEMS?

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Jeanette in FL

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Fri May-19-06 02:17 PM
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1. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

NFS, thanks for the well needed laugh for the day.

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Fri May-19-06 02:17 PM
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2. unfuckingbelievable

why was it ever news?

idiots pretending to be journalists.

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

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itzamirakul

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Fri May-19-06 02:17 PM
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3. Like that schoolteacher, Mary Ann(?) who slept with her sixth-grade

student, had his baby, went to treatment, was released and warned to stay away from boy but had sex with him again and got pregnant a second time and went to jail for 5-6 years and came out and married him?

or Joey Buttafusco?

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LisaM

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Fri May-19-06 02:28 PM
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9. Mary Kay LeTourneau

I think they are still married.

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LisaM

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Fri May-19-06 02:29 PM
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10. We clearly care. There are at least three threads going on it

I can't believe they were even still engaged!

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TwilightZone

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Fri May-19-06 02:22 PM
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4. You apparently cared enough to post it.

Right?

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CottonBear

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Fri May-19-06 02:22 PM
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5. She lived in Duluth, GA: same town as Ralph Reed & the courthouse hostage

Edited on Fri May-19-06 02:23 PM by CottonBear

lady who later admitted she was a meth addict. The fiance still lives there. I've actually driven past her old house (I didn't know it was there. Someone pointed it it out to me as we drove past.)

:rofl: There's something in the water in Duluth, GA.

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wryter2000

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Fri May-19-06 02:22 PM
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6. ARE YOU SERIES??!!!11

Of course, this is important. She dyed her hair blonde and was bitten by a shark at the beach in Aruba.

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one_true_leroy

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Fri May-19-06 02:25 PM
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8. way outta line, dude....

this is the year of the alligator!!!

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wryter2000

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Fri May-19-06 04:33 PM
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13. D-OH!

I'm out of touch. Maybe an alligator and a shark got into a fight over her.

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liberal N proud

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Fri May-19-06 02:24 PM
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7. Oh, the topics the media will use to divert the attention of the sheeple

Never mind the man listening to your phone calls, you should be more concerned with stopping those Mexicans from crossing the border and keeping gays from getting married. Not to mention making English the national language and demanding the National Anthem only be sung in English.
You should also worry about what happened to Natalie Holloway and don't forget those woman eating alligators in Florida.

But the spying and lying thing, that's not news, why would anyone want to hear anything about that?

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Ron Green

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Fri May-19-06 02:30 PM
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11. YAHOO NEWS = NEWS FOR YAHOOS n/t

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MADem

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Fri May-19-06 02:33 PM
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12. Because crocheted blankets as head gear will be the next big fashion? nt

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