WITHOUT RECOURSE - I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO POST THIS...

The charm of a limerick will beckon,
If the first two lines rhyme, I reckon.
The next two line brothers,
Must rhyme with the others.
The Fifth? With the First and the Second!

There was a bloke from the PNAC
Said: "I'm more superior than thee
You're all inferior
While I am superior.
Then he tripped and skinned his knee.

The President of the USA said
This army must be led.
He said: Follow me, men,
We will beat them again
Just as soon as I get out of my bed.

A highly trained NSA guy
Was caught - so he started to cry
The public then stated
That he'd been sedated
He said: Yes, but I try and I spy.

Bush ate til his tummy was numb,
He lay on the beach like a bum.
He drank Coca-Cola
In Hispaniola,
And later he sampled the rum.

There once was a Bush from Nantucket
Who carried his brains in a bucket
Though he is drunk as a sow
And having a cow
Negroponti will usually F**k it.

For on big Issues like Iraq
I think what the hell I'll leave it and pack
It upsets my hearing
to feel WWIII nearing
I prefer to keep my brain intact.

:applause: Are they original and are you currently PUI?

but they are from some other web sites....

(I am writing a presidential directive to silence you.)

The G.O.P., undiplomatic,
Worldwide is collecting much static
In '06 we must win
So we can begin
To make the stink less aromatic.

I missed it the first time around.

One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four
Fiengold, Hillery, Kerry and Gore
Bush is a clown
He's going down,
Santorum will be no more.

Welcome to DU however, are you Dan Quayle?

potato, potatoes
tomato, tomatoes

are you Dan Qualye? :rofl:

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Welcome to DU!! :toast:

That was amazingly creative. Kudos to you.

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