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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:02 AM
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It's... "The Mary Cheney Hyperbole Contest"! (describe your fave Cheney)
In another thread, one poster commented that if Mary Cheney were black, she'd probably support slavery. It's an apt analogy, but I think we can do better. I replied that if Mary Cheney were a Rhesus monkey, she'd probably support vivisection. I thought "Meh, okay." But again, this lacks the sarcastic sting of hyperbole. I want edgy, dammit something like...

If Mary Cheney were a lawyer, she'd ask her dad to shoot her in the face.

Okay, DUers, you du better.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:05 AM
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1. If MC were a chicken, she'd support Colonel Sanders" - Watts Sr
came up with this for blacks voting GOP, buy hey, it fits!
Loved your "if she were a lawyer"
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:05 AM
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2. If Mary Cheney were in Iraq in
uniform.... she and 150,000 other people who shouldn't be there would be here.
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exlrrp Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:06 AM
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3. If Mary Cheney was a real American.....
She'd strap on a suicide bomb for the next Cheney family picnic
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:18 AM
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4. Mary Cheney: She Looks Like DIck
I won
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:22 AM
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5. If Mary Cheney was an American Revolutionary War veteran she'd be
Benedict Arnold.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:42 AM
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6. If Mary Cheyney was Helen Keller
She'd make braille illegal.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:44 AM
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7. If Mary Cheney were a hemmoroid
she'd support Preparation H
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:09 AM
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8. You just set the bar higher
or would that be the "pie higher"
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:14 AM
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9. If Mary Cheney was a writer
she'd support an administration that encourages illiteracy...

Oh, wait! She already is! And does!
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:27 AM
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10. If Mary Cheney was disabled
Edited on Sun May-21-06 11:28 AM by gator_in_Ontario
She would look forward to every obstacle. This is almost too much fun...
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