How to piss off a Republican: - Democratic Underground

Rocknrule

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Sun May-21-06 11:12 AM
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How to piss off a Republican:

- think for yourself
- marry someone of the same sex or opposite race
- respect the Constitution
- treat gays like human beings

Add yours

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KingFlorez

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Sun May-21-06 11:15 AM
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1. Be realistic

That one always burns them to the core

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Union Thug

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Sun May-21-06 11:17 AM
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2. Suggest Greed is NOT Good. Jesus said so. n/t

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diamondsndust

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Sun May-21-06 11:17 AM
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3. tell the TRUTH....

it baffles them every time and throws them off kilter...

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peanutbrittle

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Sun May-21-06 11:19 AM
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4. Tell them Jesus's Sermon on the Mount is

actually closer to a Liberal point of view then to a Neocon point of view

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MissWaverly

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Sun May-21-06 11:25 AM
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5. piss off Republicans- Vote Democratic

Edited on Sun May-21-06 11:31 AM by MissWaverly

We had Cokie Roberts on ABC's This Week repeating the Know-Nothing Mantra that some
people would vote for anything but a Democrat. Thanks, Cokie, continue the effort
to smear the democrats, we have all seen how effective 1 party rule has been since
the Republicans have took over, we lost 1 major city, 2 of the world's tallest buildings,
thousands dead and thousands more disabled in an unprovoked war that we went into by mistake,
and trillions of dollars in debt. Say, are there any more reasons why we should vote
for anybody but a Democrat.

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MindPilot

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Sun May-21-06 11:26 AM
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6. Be a combat veteran.

Then when they least expect it, tell them you're a gay anti-war liberal atheist. It will make their heads explode, especially if you tell them in Spanish.

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MissWaverly

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Sun May-21-06 11:30 AM
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7. could you fit global warming into that

nothing like pissing them off to the max!

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DUgosh

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Sun May-21-06 11:38 AM
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8. Be practical, conserve and recycle

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Kerrytravelers

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Sun May-21-06 11:41 AM
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9. Cite facts from multiple soures to back up your beliefs.

And your sources can not be The Bible.

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proud2BlibKansan

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Sun May-21-06 11:43 AM
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10. Be unselfish

Think about what is best for society before considering what helps YOU personally.

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proud2BlibKansan

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Sun May-21-06 11:43 AM
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11. Spell correctly

Read, be literate.

LOL

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Dora

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Sun May-21-06 12:15 PM
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12. Be right about the dismal failure Bush would be as president.

They're choking on all that crow they've been eating.

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Kerrytravelers

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Sun May-21-06 12:21 PM
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13. Don't disown your gay children. Don't manipulate them for your own needs.

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demigoddess

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Sun May-21-06 12:57 PM
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14. point out that Jesus was considered a terrorist and that is why He was

executed by crucifixion.

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