How come we don't have a Homosexual Agenda Page like the Freepers?

Over at FR I couldn't help bu notice they have a direct link to their "homosexual agenda" page:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=homosexualagenda

It just struck me as kind of hate filled, narrow minded, stupid, bizarre, wacko, freaky, insane, red necky, bible thumping, weird, nutty, bananas, koo koo, bizarre, lame, slimy, pathetic and strange.

Any other ways to describe such a page?

to read it I'd have to buy it, and I'd rather donate to DU.

Oh well.

...and if so, should I fear for the sanctity of my marriage?

:P

DU is part secret homosexual plot, you know the one that wants to steal little christian children and make them into homosexuals so they growup, get married and have nothing but other little homosexuals. It's a part of the plot to wipe out christianity, cause know homosexuals can't be christian. :evilgrin:

If so, can I join?

which aptly describes the entire freak republic

code to get in. Go see Da Vinci Code for hints :)

know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

It follows below:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch


2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.


2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Sep/agenda.html

No wonder the fundies hate the "gay agenda"! :evilgrin:

Silly willy. :P

Who spends all his time 'researching' homosexuals. Every time there is a story about gays he posts a list with what looks like a thousand links to the various evils of queeress. It is amazing and somewhat suspicious.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Come to think of it most freepers should see a psychologist.

defining agenda as something belonging to a man and a woman only! No homosexual agendas!

the next item on our homosexual agenda:

Homosexual styrofoam cups for the homosexual breakroom. Someone's been taking them back to their homosexual home or something, because we're running homosexual low. I tried to make some homosexual coffee this morning and had to wash my homosexual styrofoam cup from yesterday because we were completely homosexual OUT of homosexual cups!

Homosexual please, people. Let's homosexual pitch in here, ok?