A little joke to start the day......

Now I know I've lost it... I'm starting to dream jokes. I think this is original, or else I'm plagarizing while I'm asleep. Since it made me wake up chuckling I guess it's worth the repeat, original or not.




Rumor has it that Bill Clinton had a recent private meeting with GWB.... the conversation went something like this:

BC: "Didn't anyone teach you anything before you stole....er, were elected President?"

GWB: "Huh?"

BC: "If you're ever faced with the choice of having sex or going to war ALWAYS choose sex.... it's easier to pull out."

...I've never heard it before.

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he sent it to Dick Cheney. Cheney and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute, MI-6 cabled back with this reply:

"Tell Bush that he is holding the message upside down."

Understandable all things considered.

Bryant
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... hopefully I stole it from someone else then.