Fly at the walls of life and thrive, but first . . . . . . . . .CAPTION!!!

skip fox

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Fri May-26-06 07:09 AM
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Fly at the walls of life and thrive, but first . . . . . . . . .CAPTION!!!

". . . well, think I should have said what I first thought: 'Osama, we'll hoist you up by your little Arab b*lls and then barbecue you!' . . . But Karl made me tone it down. . . . (sigh) . . .'Wanted dead or alive' just doesn't have the same ring. . . . Maybe if I would have followed my instincts . . ."

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OldLeftieLawyer

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Fri May-26-06 07:10 AM
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1. "Tony?"

"Mah weenie's stuck in the drawer here. Gimme a hand?"

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Richard Steele

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Fri May-26-06 08:36 AM
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9. "All right, but this is the last bloody time!"

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underpants

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Fri May-26-06 07:22 AM
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2. All this war talk makes me randy

-Blair

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underpants

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Fri May-26-06 07:23 AM
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3. Bush looks like hell in this pic. He looks scared to death

just a comment

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liberal N proud

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Fri May-26-06 07:26 AM
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4. Blair: I can't wait until we are alone, I hope we can do it in the Oval

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RedStateShame

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Fri May-26-06 07:31 AM
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5. His Master's Voice

Bush: "We're attacking them there, so they don't attack us here."

Blair: "Yes, that just works bloody marvelously, doesn't it?!"

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Ilsa

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Fri May-26-06 07:39 AM
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6. From that pic, I'd think that Blair got him alone

and ripped him a new one. Bush looks like he's barely got his pants up from a switchin' at the woodshed. Blair looks resolute, like he's thinking, "Don't you dare back out of what I told you to say, or there'll be more to come!"

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zeemike

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Fri May-26-06 08:17 AM
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7. (Blair is thinking) What the fuck is this guy saying

Bush is saying, So you got your queen there in the english island's but here I am king, so address me as your hind-ass.

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skip fox

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Fri May-26-06 08:27 AM
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8. " . . . and next time I want a bigger podium so people don't have to see

what I'm doing with my hands. . . ."

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skip fox

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Fri May-26-06 10:41 AM
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10. "What would you think if a President wet himself behind the podium while

speaking to you . . . I mean, what would you write? . . . You don't need to report everything do you? . . . Or maybe he could call the press conference over and just wait for all of you to leave . . . then get the Secret Service to lead Tony off, and . . . Huh . . . Recess guys!!"

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paparush

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Fri May-26-06 11:07 AM
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11. Bush: "Me and Timmy are working real good together..."

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skip fox

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Fri May-26-06 01:04 PM
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12. "Coffee never used to be a problem for me. I love my briefings. Say, who"

Edited on Fri May-26-06 01:53 PM by skip fox

played the scruffy little black kid in The Little Rascles? Iraq and Iran have all the same letters but one, and they're neighbors; isn't that a hoot? I still say Little League helps develop character. I like most kinds of hard candy. We need stable leadership that knows what its doing and doesn't read the polls but stays on course. I used to give away the black jelly beans if I couldn't trade them. Do you know that feral cats are the second highest carrier of rabies. How would you like to have shots in the stonach? I'd sleep better if I didn't have to pee all the time."

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