Bush Responds to Hastert

Just my attempt at humor.

Dear Dennis the Menace,

Recently, you got your panties twisted over my federal agents raiding the office of a sitting Congressman. What? I was supposed to let the Capitol Police handle it? You obviously don't know who you are dealing with. Think that little leak about you being under investigation was "intimidation"? Well, you don't know what "intimidation" is. In the next few days, you can expect to receive the following:

A smiling photo of my new brother, Bill Clinton, holding a cigar.

A Black Hood, wires, and a car battery

An invitation to go hunting with Dick Cheney

A picture of a snarling Doberman

Cement shoes

A letter containing powdered sugar

A picture of Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam

A photo of Jack Abrahamhoff

A picture of Tom Delay wearing a wire

A DD form 1966 Contract for Enlistment in the United States Military.

If by that time, you aren't sufficiently terrified and understand who you are messing with. You can expect to find a cat's head in your bed...Senator Frist has a few of those lying around the house.

Regards,

The Emporor

PS: Remember, I own you