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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:00 AM
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Pastor says Jesus told him who would be the next Republican Governor
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ELECTION_GOVERNOR?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

Pastor: Lord Revealed Next Fla. Governor

MIAMI (AP) -- A reverend who introduced Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist during a breakfast with other pastors Monday said the Lord came to him in a dream two years ago and told him Crist would be the state's next governor.

The Rev. O'Neal Dozier said that before the dream he did not know Crist, nor had Crist made known his plans to run for governor.

"The Lord Jesus spoke to me and he said 'There's something I want you to know,'" said Dozier, pastor of the Worldwide Christian Center in Pompano Beach. "'Charlie Crist will be the next governor of the state of Florida.'"

Since then, Dozier has spent time with Crist and talked with him at length about policy. He told the group that Crist would be uncompromising in his Christian faith.

"I introduce to you, as the Lord Jesus has said, the next governor of the state of Florida, Charlie Crist," Dozier said.

Crist's first words were, "Well, as they say, the praise doesn't get any higher."
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM
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1. God told me that Jesus hasn't spoken to this guy in years. n/t
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM
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2. Crist, Christ, I think this guy is just confused.
They DO look a lot alike. :shrug:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM
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3. There goes that church's tax-exempt status
Coming soon: Posters of "Buddy Christ" giving the thumbs-up to Charlie.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:03 AM
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4. If Jesus wanted to...
he could file a serious libel lawsuit against the Republican Party. These people are freaks. :freak: :freak: :freak:
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:09 AM
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5. Jesus....that's just crazy talk n/t
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:12 AM
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6. you cannot petition the lord with prayer
-jim morrison
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leesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:18 AM
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7. That Jesus sure is some political junkie...even loves local politics!
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987654321 Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:19 AM
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8. Ask him if Jesus told him...
Who would win the NBA championship. I could make some serious money in Vegas with that information.

The last time I talked to him, he ignored me. He was mad that I voted Democratic and that I spent too much time concerned about human rights rather than helping with the war on terror.

It doesn't surprise me that there are delusional people out there like him. What does amaze me is that people like him have so many followers. Someone needs to put a little something in their Koolaid.

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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:19 AM
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9. God told me just now that Florida voting machines are all rigged and
Crist will probably win. Oh, wait...I think we all knew that. And it wasn't so much God as the evidence.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:24 AM
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10. Jesus told ME that The Rev. O'Neal Dozier is a moron.
Jesus, protect me from your followers!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:27 AM
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11. Well, Jesus told me the eleven secret herbs and spices AND...
what's in the middle of a golf ball.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:27 AM
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12. Jesus is spinning in his grave
Who gave the 30 pieces of silver to Rev. O'Neal?
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:49 AM
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13. LOL!
:rofl:
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:50 AM
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14. I knew it would be Florida, without even reading it. n/t
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:51 AM
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15. Well.. my DOG told me that the cat was trying to get outside..
.. and wouldn't you know it? The cat was trying to open the back door. It was a miracle, really.
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:51 AM
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16. Wonder what he'd charge to check w/Jesus on my lotto ticket?
Just kidding.
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:53 AM
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17. Jesus, when asked for comment, said
"No, he doesn't get it. I'm punishing them!!"
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:01 PM
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22. LOL!
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:55 AM
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18. Jesus told me that Rev. is a fucking schizophrenic.
So, we really shouldn't read much into it.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:57 AM
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19. You need to read "American Theocracy" This pronouncement
will be believed. The operative passage is: "He told the group that Crist would be uncompromising in his Christian faith." This is about the theocrats pushing their agenda, not about who is hearing voices in their head.

They don't care if the guy is a rapist or murderer if he promises to advance their totalitarian agenda.
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:59 AM
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20. Amazing how many are going to be in shock when they (if) they find out

how little God cares about elections.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:00 PM
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21. Then the Lord told him to go check his tire pressure
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:01 PM
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23. That's not what Elvis told me. And, the space aliens concur.
Edited on Fri May-26-06 12:03 PM by Tierra_y_Libertad
But, the receiver in my filling has been acting up lately.
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