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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:00 AM Original message |
Pastor says Jesus told him who would be the next Republican Governor |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
1. God told me that Jesus hasn't spoken to this guy in years. n/t |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
2. Crist, Christ, I think this guy is just confused. |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
3. There goes that church's tax-exempt status |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
4. If Jesus wanted to... |
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ileus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
5. Jesus....that's just crazy talk n/t |
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maxsolomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
6. you cannot petition the lord with prayer |
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leesa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
7. That Jesus sure is some political junkie...even loves local politics! |
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987654321 (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
8. Ask him if Jesus told him... |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
9. God told me just now that Florida voting machines are all rigged and |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
10. Jesus told ME that The Rev. O'Neal Dozier is a moron. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
11. Well, Jesus told me the eleven secret herbs and spices AND... |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
12. Jesus is spinning in his grave |
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buff2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
13. LOL! |
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progressivebydesign (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
14. I knew it would be Florida, without even reading it. n/t |
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progressivebydesign (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
15. Well.. my DOG told me that the cat was trying to get outside.. |
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VaYallaDawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
16. Wonder what he'd charge to check w/Jesus on my lotto ticket? |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
17. Jesus, when asked for comment, said |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 12:01 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. LOL! |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
18. Jesus told me that Rev. is a fucking schizophrenic. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
19. You need to read "American Theocracy" This pronouncement |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
20. Amazing how many are going to be in shock when they (if) they find out |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. Then the Lord told him to go check his tire pressure |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-26-06 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
23. That's not what Elvis told me. And, the space aliens concur. |
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