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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:03 AM
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BREAKING: Newt Gingrich caught with woman in House parking lot
Sorry, couldn't help myself with all of the excitement going on in the parking lot this morning :evilgrin: Anyone remember this from the Flynt Report?

http://www.salon.com/news/1999/03/26newsb.html

In a similar face-in-lap sighting, an aide to Newt Gingrich reportedly approached the former House speaker's car to spot "a woman with her head buried in Newt's lap."

More: http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/newt.html

Several of Gingrich's closest advisers spotted a flaw in his public stance. They recognized that their candidate was having an affair. One former aide recalls approaching Gingrich's car with the candidate's two daughters in tow. Close to the vehicle, the aide spotted a woman with her head buried in Newt's lap. The aide shielded the daughters and led them away.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:05 AM
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1. Ewww! Bad mental image.
:(
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:13 AM
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8. maybe a bumping of uglys between ole newt and babs produce jeb
yesterday in a thread I was reading about how they, george and jeb don't even look alike, like maybe differents dads so I figured I would throw that terible image out for some reason. may be be cause I'm waiting for a dell tech to come by and replace my hard drive i don't know. Now I go shower
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:24 AM
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11. Now we know where Jeb got that enormous head
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:06 AM
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2. No fair!
I thought it was over for Newt! What a disappointment.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:08 AM
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3. Was she sitting athwart his chest?
Just asking...
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987654321 Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:10 AM
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4. She was just looking for WMDs
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:10 AM
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5. Bwaahaahaa!
Is the Rayburn Building garage the 'Lover's Lane' for congressmen? Maybe the shots heard were over a lover's spat - maybe that's why there's no tape in the garage security cameras.

Newt! What will we tell your children???? The poor things. Thank god the aide covered their eyes!
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:10 AM
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6. Disgusting!
Glad I didn't eat breakfast yet
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:13 AM
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7. Now, why did he step down as Repuke Speaker of the House
during the Monica debacle?

But wait! He didn't LIE about anything! See, back then, lying was the true sin. Merely getting a bj from a woman not your wife wasn't the sin.

Newtie never lied to anyone because he stepped down before he was forced to, so all of his sexual sins are non-existent.

Isn't it funny how Repukes once demonized liars?

Today, if you're not a liar, you can't be a Repuke!
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:18 AM
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9. Not to worry - it was Rush Limbaugh doing show-prep.
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:21 AM
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10. Wasn't it Newt who said "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'?"
If not, well, screw it, let's attribute it to him anyway.

Run, Newt, Run! Pretty please with sugar on top?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:28 AM
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12. You sure it wasn't that Gannon fella?
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:30 AM
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13. is this true or satire? n/t
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:58 AM
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17. It was in the Flynt report
So unless his source was lying, it's true. The "breaking news" part of it was a joke as it happened several years ago during the Clinton impeachment.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:31 AM
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14. she was looking for it... with a flashlight
but, NO LUCK!

Micropenis

Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a human male. A common criterion is a dorsal penile length at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean penis size; if penis length follows a normal distribution, about 0.6% of penises will be in the micropenis category.

The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth, when the stretched flaccid penis of a full-term infant boy measures less than 1.9 cm from base to tip. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum is well-formed, without ambiguity such as hypospadias.
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:37 AM
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15. that is why both him and morris work for faux
they are all whores
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:19 PM
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18. Morris = Toe Sucker
:rofl:
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:45 AM
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16. did Newt shoot this morning? I have a pretty damning picture of Newt here
According to the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary a NEWT is any of various small semi-aquatic salamanders (as of the genus Triturus) but other sources describe a unique reproductive characteristic where the animal morphs into a lizard-like land-dwelling creature before mating.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:49 PM
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19. You mean Newt Gingrich, the moral compass of the GOP?
Actual freeper quote:

I didn't realize how devastating Newt's departure was in 1998. Newt kept DeLay and company in check. Once Newt (and finally Dick Armey) left the leadership, there was no moral compass to stop the government-by-lobbyist scheme of DeLay.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1637747/posts
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:27 PM
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20. LOL
Stop it, you're KILLING me! :rofl:

:P
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:30 PM
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21. Was she holding a magnifying glass?
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:32 PM
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22. That's only shocking if it's his wife. - n/t
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:22 PM
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23. kick
:kick:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:51 PM
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24. "Wanna see my trouser newt?"
:hide:
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:24 PM
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25. LOL!!!!
:rofl:

Scary though though :puke:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:36 PM
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26. It is scary!
Blech.

:D
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