NSA wiretapping was a covert cover up for a sex education program.

It's a little known fact that the entry exam for NSA includes sexually oriented questions. If you're an unmarried, straight adult who has ever had sex in anything other than the missionary position, you are automatically disqualified.

John Gibson gave us the tip off last week when he started talking about too many brown babies and not enough white babies. It was the result of a BushCo study that discovered that too many white American men are sexually clueless.

The intent of the NSA wiretapping program was to give thousands of (white) government employees an idea of the contents of the Karma Sutra. By listening in on phone calls, they were encouraged to take notes, draw diagrams, and take very long lunch hours.

The BushCo code name for this program is "Operation Fancy Fucking." If this doesn't work, billions of "War on Terror" dollars have been set aside to pay white women to have sex with white Republican men.

An edict has been issued that govt. cafeterias will add salt peter to the food of non-whites and that healthy doses of Viagra will be added to the food of white men. Research has shown that the incidence of heart attacks will be politically acceptable.