Shots fired in Rayburn Building: police release video of possible suspect

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"I have one of those".. and sent it to me.

good one EarlG!

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from the movie killer bimbos....

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

DUDE YOU HAVE A HIT

Excellent work! :toast: :rofl:

That made me laugh.

It's weird though on how desensitized we are these days.

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It is Darth Cheney so it could be true! Either way... :rofl:

between congresscritters.

/was also hoping they were both good shots.

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It is what Deadeye Dick would consider to be a target rich environment. :evilgrin:

:rofl: We should all learn the lessons of February 11th.

Who's going to come over here and clean my screen? :rofl:

With a hat tip to you, of course.

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Good one!!!

because they are such easy targets.

Never mind - fixed it.

ha ha.

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No tape. Dick and poppy work without a net.

Fatality wounded, by a shotgun blast to the face. A source says the Vice President was mumbling, 'that @*%$#* Fitz can't get to me now.'

that was priceless :spray:

I saw it coming down Broad Street, but it's still funny

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http://www.fednews.com/transcript.htm?id=20060526t4953

COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS BY VICE PRESIDENT RICHARD CHENEY TO UNITED STATES NAVAL ACADEMY GRADUATES (AS RELEASED BY THE WHITE HOUSE)

NAVY-MARINE CORPS MEMORIAL STADIUM, ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND
10:16 A.M. EDT, FRIDAY, MAY 26, 2006

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you very much. Secretary Winter, Admiral Mullen, Admiral Rempt, General Magnus, Dean Miller, Captain Grooms, Mayor Moyer, Academy staff and faculty -- distinguished guests, officers, midshipmen, alumni, and graduates:

Thank you for the warm welcome today, and for the privilege of standing before the newest officers of the United States Navy and Marine Corps. I'm looking at a group of men and women who have brought academic and athletic distinction to the Naval Academy; and who, in just a few moments, will accept commissions to God and country. I commend each one of you for this achievement, and for the years of hard effort that brought you to this day. And I am honored to extend the personal congratulations of your Commander-in-Chief, President George W. Bush. (Applause.) ...

Is quail season open in DC?

Why didn't I think of that? That made my day. :rofl: :applause:

Great job and thanks. We're having a company BBQ and vodka/lemonade fest, and I just showed that to a bunch of people, who are roaring with laughter.

And Brimstone!

I knew it was Cheney!

LOL! :rofl:

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it was simply CRAWLING with Al Quailda.. every damn where.. I'm glad that Cheney (or THE PUNISHER) as he's known in the Comic Book world, has kept his powder dry for this pit of terrorist avians..

The real question here is: DID they check his pin or Hall Pass, or is it just okay with the Cap police to have a white balding male armed with shotguns (or as Cheney calls them "shotFUNS"), walking right on thru Security, as opposed to an unarmed black woman, who has no chance of taking on an Al Quailda if she saw one..

She'd probably just bring a lawsuit against the terrorists hyuk hyuk hyuk..

Cheney on the other hand just to make sure that we are protected would kill everything in sight, when you have a winning combination, why stop now?

Then there's the fact that Oil deposits were discovered in the basement, makes perfect sense.. :)

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'nuf said.

yes INDEED :thumbsup:

I needed that. :rofl:

funny!

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DemEx

thanks.

I definitely needed that right now!
I appreciate all of the information I get here, all of the links to real news I would otherwise have a hard time finding, and of course, the humor that helps someone like me not lose my perspective with everything that is going on.
So thanks again!

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he's become a joke... FOR OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.. isn't that great, we really didn't have that like we did already with shrub, but thanks to Dick's shooting prowess, we do now! HA


www.cafepress.com/deadeyerichard <--- for sure shot hilarious Cheney items!
www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <--- & for Anti-Bush & pro-DEM 06 & 08 stickers & shirts

ducks instead. it was reported all GOP reps quickly apologized for being in the building.

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