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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:22 PM
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What RW Conspiracy Theory do you find the most funny?
Edited on Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM by ck4829
War on Christmas?

Gay Agenda?

Gay Recruitment?

Something else involving Gay people?

Liberal Media?

That Liberals are out to get Bush? (In the same way that they were out to get Clinton)

Other?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:25 PM
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1. I don't find any of them all that funny
But if I had to pick one it would probably be the librul media.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:25 PM
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2. Wait, aren 't we out to get Bush?
Edited on Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM by bryant69
I mean I know I am, in a non-violent election winning and then imprisoning kind of way.

But the funniest is the war on Christmas.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM
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3. The "War on Xmas" is the silliest, although the joke is already . . .
Pretty tired.

One you didn't mention is that Democrats are conspiring with . . . well, someone . . . to bring our nation to its knees (in some unspecified fashion). You know, the Anne Coulter/Tinfoil Brigade trope.
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM
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4. moon landing hoax
FOX's favorite.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM
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5. MIHOP. n/t
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Kipling Donating Member (929 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:26 PM
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6. I tend to find our own funnier.
It's hard to laugh when they're dangerous.
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:27 PM
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7. All of them
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lvx35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:30 PM
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8. Other: Clinton starting the NSA spying ops.
As my RW boss told me he heard on Rush.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:31 PM
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9. Oh, by far the funniest one was that Clinton had Ron Brown shot
Edited on Fri May-26-06 01:31 PM by Warpy
and then caused the plane to crash to cover it up. That's got to be the silliest one of all. Runner up is that Hillary Clinton shot Vince Foster in his office then dragged his body to the park where it was found, gun at his side.

The war against Christians is getting up there in nuttiness, if only for the sheer number of fools who buy it.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:35 PM
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10. The Hillary one is the one that freaks me out
Rethugs should know better than that. I mean, they have people for that kind of thing. You don't do it yourself.

Not that I think anyone other than Vince did Vince, I am just baffled that folks think any pol does that actual heavy lifting themselves.
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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:36 PM
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11. That Joe and Valerie Wilson will be indicted in the leak case !
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:49 PM
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12. That Hitler and the Nazi's were liberals and "left wing"
I don't know if they actually believe that shit or not, if they do then they really are the most ill-educated people on the planet. Their argument is the fact that "socialist" appears in the name of the Nazi party. I read somebody's argument that "the left" in America is so far left that the Nazi's seem to the right by the lefts standards and the both political ideologies are in fact very leftist. Fucking idiot freepers, I think they get pissed when they look in the mirror and see that they THEY are the party in this country that most resemble the Nazis.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:54 PM
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13. (pick a subject) = Communism!
and the notion that anyone in Congress qualifies as a "radical leftist".
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kahleefornia Donating Member (530 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:26 PM
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14. that global warming does not exist.
Or, if it does, it certainly isn't anyone's fault.

I mean, let's assume this is some vast left-wing agenda - who benefits from such a conspiracy?? The tree-sitters? "Yes! I have an idea! Let's cook up some bogus disaster scenario so that...people will use less oil....because that will really....uh....be a good thing....for everyone..."
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:15 PM
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15. Read the new Harper's. Article on the "insider backstabber" the conserva-
tives have constantly used in USA politics. Yalta, whatever, they erase their own history and blame all world events on some insider who backstabs... like hippies or now anti-war people (that would be people who think the war was 1) wrong 2) wrongly executed 3)either 4)both). And they send their own conservative policies like (forget Europe - go after China in 1946) down the memmory hole.

Funny thing is the Bush Admin has asked no sacrifice from anyone outside of the military. So how can the "hero" be taken down by a "backstabber" when the whole country is so detached from the war. They made it not personal.. thinking if they isolated the costs of the war to a few families.. that nobody would care or see it as wrong or incompetant. All it means is that the "backstabber" meme.. no longer works. How can freepers feel backstabbed if they don't have to sacrifice? If they get more in taxes?

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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:21 PM
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16. Saddam moved his WMD to Syria
They are still there, but heroBush hasn't found them there yet.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:22 PM
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17. I was told...
...That Valerie Plame was actually not an undercover CIA agent but a secretary (cause we all know a woman can't do a mans job, right?) and the liberal media was lying to us about her being "outed."
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