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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:40 PM
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"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipes means
Edited on Fri May-26-06 02:44 PM by Roland99
you're a terrorist!!!!!"



http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Latest_email_to_staff_0526.html

The Capitol Police continue to investigate the report of gunfire in the Rayburn HOB.

1. If you have not done so, lock your office doors.
2. The Capitol Police will soon commence a search of the Rayburn HOB floor by floor.
3. During the search, the police officers will knock 3 times on each office door, announce "United States Capitol Police", knock 3 additional times, and then voice the code word (Deleted by RAW STORY for safety concerns).
4. Open your office doors for the police and cooperate with all police instructions.
5. All occupants should remain in their offices until the Capitol Police announce that it is safe to exit.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:45 PM
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1. You just cannot make up crap like that email. Hilarious.
They left out the part about crawling under the desk with a binky.

When did the USA become Chickenshit Nation?
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:46 PM
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2. Save us, Uncle DICK!
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:46 PM
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3. November 2, 2000?
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:52 PM
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6. Yeah, I believe you are correct.
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samdogmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:47 PM
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4. This is too funny!!!! If it's true, oh my, help us now!
Are you serious--knock three times, "US Capital Police", etc....???? Wow, just wow! We are in deep, deep, deep trouble as a country, guys!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:48 PM
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5. Can we get some adults in charge over there?
The nervous nellies wetting themselves every three minutes and demanding that we do the same has gotten very old. Also, they're beginning to smell.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:54 PM
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7. ONLY FROM THE PARANOID BRAIN OF GEORGE W. BUSH AND THE REST OF THE BUSH
EVIL EMPIRE CAN ANYTHING SO STUPID COME TO LIFE!
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 02:56 PM
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8. knock 3 times, "Candygram?"
OH NO! IT'S A LANDSHARK!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 03:18 PM
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11. OMG! Too bad Belushi is no longer with us. Imagine a reprise on SNL
covering this story!!

:rofl:
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 03:01 PM
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9. And the password is:
swordfish!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 03:17 PM
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10. "rosebud"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 03:19 PM
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12. "strategery"
nah, go with rosebud; it's easier to say
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 09:41 PM
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13. thought this would be about ** and Condi ...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1295257&mesg_id=1295257

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1293851&mesg_id=1293851
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 06:57 AM
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14. heh heh...that would have been a good one
;)
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