Caption the happy couple. Condi and * go to Camp David - pics

President Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice walk on the Saouth Lawn as they leave the White House for Camp David, Friday, May 26, 2006, in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)



U.S. President George W. Bush (L) and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice walk on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington May 26, 2006. Bush and Rice boarded Marine One to depart for the presidential retreat, Camp David, in Maryland. REUTERS/Larry Downing



U.S. President George W. Bush (L) and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice walk on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, May 26, 2006. Bush and Rice boarded Marine One to depart for the presidential retreat, Camp David, in Maryland. REUTERS/Larry Downing

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Just look at this picture - how far apart they are, how unhappy he looks - compared with those of Condi with him above. :wow:

body language is unmistakable if you compare this to many pics of him and Laura getting off Airforce 1.

Very apparent that they are close, how close I don't know but it looks like closer than he is with Laura.

And it doesn't involve the family or any "sanctity of marriage" stuff.

Look at the distance between the two in this pic below



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one more


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are? And in the top pic, she is pulling at him, he looks resistant.

:puke:

Condi uses a strap-on.

maybe the evil inside has eaten its way to the surface.

At the end, the portrait resumed its original state, and all the ugliness showed in the flesh.

Except, yanno, without the good ideas about democracy and all that

Pickles, better call your lawyer.

seeing how much her boyfriend really really loves her.

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"

But I suppose I'd better not.

to wipe the blood off my hands before waving. (Whispering aside) I hear Laura's out of town this weekend.

I am beginning to believe that their might be something to the rumors.

or so she says.

Condi: "Yeah, you impotent old prick, did you bring them this time?"

That place has a LEGACY, goddamn it! A LEGACY!

Oh, a caption, you say? Sorry, I'm at a loss there. :shrug:

Isn't it obvious?

Just think how quickly the happy couple's expressions will change once they see Pickles' headlights coming straight for them.

:rofl:

Oh dear. Are you all right? I didn't see you. So sorry.

well.. he has a "intimate working relationship" with condo

I thought Pickles usually flew with * on Air Force One to Camp David. Hmmm, sounds like the Globe may have had a scoop.

"Mandingbat: Camp David Jungle Fever"

Rated BP for Bring Pepcid.

MKJ

Did he used to wear one? I think I remember seeing pictures of the ring with the Lord of the Rings inscriptions Photoshopped onto it.

that piece of s**t! No way to figure out THAT attraction.

There is not enough power in the universe to make Dimson anything but disgusting to me.

MKJ

No doubt in my mind.

You ever see him touch Pickles like that.

Oh, they are SO married in their minds.

Isn't adultery a BIG SIN?

I'm just axing, ya know.

I'll wager Condi's jaw will be tired beyond belief before Sunday night..... and all for nothing.

I don't think you have to be a rocket scientist to see that there's chemistry between those two.

:think: Remember that picture of him checking out her butt?

I mean, it's so obvious to anyone who cares to see.

Usually Condi is all frowns.....not here....she looks like a giddy in-love schoolgirl.

With all the booze and meds he is on.............

struck me as someone with any sexual energy.

abuse. I don't know what happens when he is sober.
But Condi could be a nice distraction given all his
recent troubles. Again using sex like a drug, as a
way to get numb.

and he loves it. She has always struck me as a dominatrix, and Bush loves him a cold, hard woman, just like his momma.

Helps to explain all his bruises and scrapes.

And I think Condi just loves riding the President of the United States.


Sorry to be so crass, I have thought this for a long time.

I don't rule anything out at this point. And yes that could be the causes of the bruises and other injuries we see.

If indeed the affair has been going on for some time, that might explain a lot.

Somebody had to replace Jeff Gannon. Has anyone noticed that the closeness with Condi seems to have increased since Jeffie is no longer on the scene?

If I walked out of the house with another woman in these poses, my wife, who's not normally inordinately possessive, (since she has to share me with all these loony-toon ladies in my practice, would go absolutely batshit.

Hey, George, how big is it?

3rd Pic - "This ahears muh weekend wife!! Harharhar. Now watch this drive."

I mean, you could just go on forever...

Photo # 2. "Ah Mammy I'm soooorry, I'm soooorry that I made you wait!"

Photo # 3. " Alright, I got four dollors over there, who'll give me five?"

he is completely standoffish. Heh, NYTimes, put this on the front page.

Condi is pretty close to the epitome of evil, but I wish I had a friend as loyal as she is to *.

There is a reason she has not been targeted to be indicted for anything. They know she would never turn on * no matter what was held over her head.

Laura would give up * before Condi did.

but she's definitely one of the finalists. Right up there with Cheney.

I guess evil people can be "soulmates" too, much as it makes me gag to even think along those lines. :puke:

They are a tad too long, reaching almost to her knuckles. Geez, it would probably cost about $30 to have it done, too.

They look like a honeymooning couple.

She had to tutor him in international (USSR) stuff when he was running in 2000 since he couldn't name but only two world leaders. She was one of "The Vulcans" that went to Austin to write his crib notes.

in a hurry at the last minute? She is usually very careful
with her clothing I think.

during the 'exercise period'...or do you think they call it 'squash' as in the film 'Betrayal'?

My professional clothes looked - professional. SHe looks like she bought it recently and decided it was a "must-wear" before the alterations because she feels so good in it. Now I have to wag my finger at her! :)

Bought recently and not enough time to hem. You are exactly right.

they argue, playfully, about which is better: football or baseball?

Ick.

....these two are doing the nasty.

Talk about bumpin' uglies!!!! :puke:

or are they?

So what, he's f---ing the rest of the country. Why shouldn't he do her too?

you get caught in the * traffic jam the other day here?

There go two people I absolutely detest. The thought of them "together" makes my stomach turn.

Somebody find that picture of them kissing where Condi has her leg kicked back. He was walking her to her car.
Gosh darn slow connection. I know I saw it in DU.

Jean Shepherd used to make fun of her all those years ago. He wanted to know where the girl was who, when you kissed her, would do the little leg kick.

Yuck! I think he stuck his tongue in her ear!

...check out her eyes. Like she is just so into it. GAG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

their horses a break..

She looks cute, just like lovers do when they know what's going to happen.

at all lately and she used to be attractive, too.

piss me off.

What's the problem?

somebody oughta go over there and post these pics - he's actually touching a perosn of the black persuasion. Must drive them bonkers...

Yikes.

Don Evans.

Maybe we are just being very middle class and Victorian.
We don't understand how the other half lives.

And yet I feel sorry for them, because I feel their ordinary humanity in these pictures.

Goddammit, what a bleeding-heart liberal I am.

And they do look like they are in love.

1.) What work are they supposedly doing at Camp David this weekend? Any report on what is so important that it can't wait until Tuesday? Otherwise - HR people out there help me on this one - how appropriate is it to have staff, esp. female staff, spend a holiday weekend with the boss - and possibly without the boss' wife present?

2.) Where is Laura this weekend? Why didn't she fly there with them?

In the past, I wouldn't have cared - would have just chalked it up to presidential dalliance. But after Clinton's debacle with the intern whats-her-name, I want all presidents to be held to the same standard.

Considering the gap in her teeth he should be afraid of getting 'caught' in there.. her teeth remind me of the old, "So bucktoothed it would be like running a hog down a ditch and through a picket fence.."

I love black women, they are so sensual and strong, but this THING is one of the most unsexy creatures I've ever laid eyes on, and I think it's mostly the sheer Evil in her pushing it's way out..

LOVE to find out she's knocked up, and the DNA supports Bush being the father, but it's only sheer fantasy.. besides the way they are probably getting it on, there's no need for birth control..

She wouldn't even make a decent ASSISTANT Crack Ho..

king george is showing the size of Condi's royal strap-on

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Send these pics their way..

They never hesitate on publishing Clinton marital rumors, so why stop at the Clintons?

So she could get closer to her man, perhaps?? :D

And she's oh-so-happy she did it too. Just look at those dimples!!!:o

I don't think she's attractive, but in that last photo she actually looks cute. :o

This confirms a longstandingtheory of mine. Remember, Bush was an unseasoned dolt who didn't know shit about any country except Mexico, and Condi schooled him.

Black Leaher. High heeled black boots. She probably spanked him when he didn't do his homework. Yow.

I always thought Bush had a thing for his teachers. Laura the librarian probably taught him to read and write at an adult level.
Now mistress Condi harshly teaches him about the world.