Boo! Dixie Chicks! Scared Ya, Didn't I?

The Mouthpieces of the Texas Communist Party (The Dixie Chicks) have just released their latest piece of filthy propaganda ("Taking the Long Way.") The Red Rag of Hollywood (Billboard Magazine) is falsely proclaiming it to have debuted at #1 simply because misguided Americans have purchased 525,829 copies of the CD. The left-leaning media obviously is unaware that these purchases are probably in support of God-fearing & Right-thinking Country Radio boycotts - undoubtedly intended to be burned in public at bonfires to the tune of Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hits (the compilation album to be released as soon as we can find a second song of his that anyone has ever heard of.)
In related news, "Taking the Long Way" debuted at #2 in the People's Republic of Australia. The ingrates obviously didn't understand the honor Our Leader bestowed upon their Socialist Lackey Leader John Howard by pointing out his baldness & laughing about it in front of the world press - what do they expect when they allow the LIBERAL Party in their government?! No wonder Mel Gibson re-emigrated back to the good ol' U.S. of A.
I hope you will all join me in purchasing a copy or two of this HORRID slap in the face of Our Leader ("Taking the Long Way", available at Amazon.com for $9.98) to burn in a local bonfire just as soon as we can figure out how to get aluminized plastic to burn without sending as many people to the hospital as last time ("Home" also available at Amazon.com for $8.98) And I don't want to see any of you Weak Sisters tossing in old Ted Nugent CDs like last time either - we know who you are.
Thank you,
Karl Rove
Entertainment Editor
National Review Magazine.

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