As a citizen where Gay Marriage (gasp) is legal (gasp again)...

Let me just on record to thank George W. Bush for working to reverse this lunacy!

My hetrosexual relationship has been falling apart ever since gay marriage in MA became legal. We were planning on marrying, but now...what's the point. It has been destroyed by the gay community.

Last night, we were having a discussion over money, and it got testy. We just found out our property taxes went up 1,000 dollars and we were fretting about fixing the roof and a drainage problem. And, suddenly we turned to each other and said (one of the moments where you blurt out the same thing at the same time)....

Gay marriage. If Massachusetts hadn't made gay marriage legal, we wouldn't be fighting....Our relationship would be smooth sailing, if it wasn't for those damn gays committing to each other. And, we agreed, right there and then - by golly, we weren't going to stand for that type of nonsense anymore.
It dawned on us...the working constantly...never having money to vacation or for extras....the struggling to make ends meet every month...It was the GAY communities fault.

God is PUNISHING the hetrosexual community for allowing gay marriage. THAT is why we have been struggling so hard and working SO MUCH...It is KARMA. It has nothing to do with sky-rocketing fuel costs, property taxes, food costs, and cost of living in general expenses soaring. It has nothing at all to do with the rich pillaging the middle class and poor. Or, our jobs being outsourced. It just suddenly seemed so CLEAR that the struggles that make it tough for us to have time together and take our energy away from our family is all the fault of homosexuality.

Well, we had a good chuckle. Then, we got out our pitchforks from the garage and headed straight for the town hall to protest. We chanted SAVE US FROM GAY MARRIAGE....HELP....HELP....HELP.....for about an hour. And, we are going to go to the next Save Marriage meeting wearing our new t-shirts...

Rumps aren't meant for man bumping. SAVE THE FAMILY.

So, again, THANK YOU, George W Bush. Patriot. Hero. Leader. Thank you for saving us from 'the gays'.




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My one year anniversary is coming up. If only gays couldn't marry I know for sure that I'd be having more sex, more babies, making more money, and be guaranteed a spot in heaven. I just hope I don't catch teh gay!

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I laughed so hard I had to email this to my friends. :yourock:

that I am actually getting married in MA to stick it to them! Here's a straight guy getting married, to a bisexual woman no less! You gays and your marriage won't wreck my marriage!

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