President Bush Calls for Boycott of Arugula

Ernesto

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Fri Dec-30-05 06:47 PM
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President Bush Calls for Boycott of Arugula

Responding to mounting pressure to do something about the disappearance of Natalie Holloway President Bush today declared a nationwide boycott of arugula.
"My daddy hated broccoli and I'm gonna hate arugula. I don't see how this is gonna help find Natalie but my crack staff tells me it's the right thing to do. Ya'll let me know if this works because I'm just looking for a reason to boycott navy beans and beets. Did I ever tell you of the time I ate some beets and the next day my stools made me think I had a colon problem?" the President said.

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1339arugula

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Oceansaway

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Fri Dec-30-05 06:50 PM
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1. LoL...n/t

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displacedtexan

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Fri Dec-30-05 06:52 PM
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2. "It's a Veg-e-tab-le."

So said Steve Martin in "My Blue Heaven."

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4morewars

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:51 PM
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4. That was my first thought !

Whenever I hear arugala, I say, "It's a Veg-e-tab-le." EVERYtime !

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Fri Dec-30-05 06:57 PM
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3. Whew, at first I thought you meant

those tasty Greek pastries . . . that would be hard to do . . .

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