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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:32 PM
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Caption this picture. Laura and ... Santorum?
Laura, they are playing our song.


Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., shakes hands with first lady Laura Bush after she made remarks on his behalf at a fundraiser in Villanova, Pa., Tuesday June 13, 2006. Santorum is running for re-election against Pennsylvania State Treasurer Bob Casey in the fall. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:34 PM
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1. Pickles
Oh, Rick, you make my ____________ quiver!! if only you liked girls.
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:34 PM
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2. Misery loves company! Share you condolences!!
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:36 PM
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3. Didn't I just read he wants to outlaw
oral sex AND masturbation!

Sounds like a worthy person to throw your support behind, Laura!

:puke:
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:39 PM
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8. so how do ya think they might try to enforce such a law? lol, my mind
doesn't need those kind of images.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:51 PM
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16. Install "Big Brother" cameras
in everyone's bedroom? :shrug:

'Course, then you'd have to do it in the kitchen!
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:37 PM
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4. Rick: "Thanks for the enema kit Laura..."
Laura: "Thank you for the lube job Senator Santorum.." (use robot voice).
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:37 PM
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5. PUKE CITY!
:puke:
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:38 PM
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6. Hey Laura...
can you hook me up with that horse that George jerked off...?
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Human Torch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:39 PM
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7. "That thing about George and the horse...that was a joke, right?"


Laura Bush's comments from the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, held April 30, 2005:

"I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-05-01-laura-bush-comments_x.htm
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:40 PM
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9. FREAKISH HYPNOTIC STARING CULT CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!
Hundreds Injured.
Rick: You are feeling my manly energy.
Picks: You will assimilate.
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im10ashus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:41 PM
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10. Him: I kill cats. Her: I think my Valium just kicked in.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:41 PM
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11. I hope Laura washes her hand!
:puke:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:43 PM
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12. This isn't a handshake, it's a drug deal.
"Thanks for the fix. The usual?"
"Yes, but bring the clown thong tonight, mommy."
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:48 PM
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13. Rick to Laura: "Really!? No kidding?! What kind of dog IS it?"
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:50 PM
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14. Human on dogs? sorry
Edited on Tue Jun-13-06 03:50 PM by Nimrod2005
Dogs on pickle? or pikcles in dogs?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:51 PM
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15. Quoting Santorum:
"Yes, the federal government has the right and the obligation to regulated sexual behavior in the privacy of one's home. If we allow gay marriage and sodomy, what's next? Sex with dogs? Errr ... no offense, Madam First Lady."
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:53 PM
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17. Rick, what is that...
...frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that I just touched on your hand?
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:54 PM
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18. Shallow alert!
Edited on Tue Jun-13-06 03:55 PM by blogslut
I know I'm supposed to be all postivefemalerolemodel n' stuff but what is the deal with Pickles and that damned beige pantsuit? I swear to Bob she's worn it every day for the past two weeks! :wow:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:55 PM
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19. Yikes! Ricky makes eyes at Pickles. Gag. Puke.
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