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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:51 AM
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Can I get an Amen from you Gawdless Liberals, here on DU?
Edited on Thu Jun-15-06 06:54 AM by Hubert Flottz
I'm Gawdless And Proud! I don't wanna' be like Ann and her Klan...EVER!

Edit...Can you picture Ann Coulter in HEAVEN?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:02 AM
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1. Don't forget that Gawd told Klann Coulter to trash us all...
Gawd is upset, because we don't all bow down and kiss Bush's royal ass, in public 24/7, like Klan and her pals do.
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tenshi816 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:08 AM
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2. If the likes of Ann Coulter can make it to heaven,
then hell looks like a mighty appealing alternative.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:21 AM
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7. Hell Yes!
I agree! When it takes someone as rude and crude as KlAnn Coulter, to point out our Gawdlessness, it don't look good for the type of angelic materials the Lord has to work with these days. Gawd sure is slumming and that's a fact! Heaven is shit out of luck, since the GOP TOOK it OVER!

Looks like the Bush and his crony corps has even turned Heaven into Hell.

West Virginia is "Almost Heaven" the GOP is "Almost Heathen!"
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:09 AM
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3. I'm not godless, but my god definitely isn't Ann's god.
And to those godless liberals here on DU, I am proud to stand with you and defend you any day. :patriot:
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liberalpress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:16 AM
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5. Same here..
I'm not Godless, but if I am or if I ain't, why does she care? But the God I choose to worship instructs me love my enemies. I like that idea. Coulter is only successful if we take her bait and despise the ground she walks on. I'll no longer take her bait. Love ya, Ann, but I don't love the things you do. Come see me, I'll tell you why I think what you do is harmful to society. Oh, and have a sandwich, or a bowl of soup or something. You don't look well.
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:14 AM
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4. Love the way the repukes spin .
They have now turned a hate spewing, insult slinging, money grubbing, vindictive, intolerant celebrity into a Christian, god-loving, righteous saint. While those who lost their husbands and are concerned for the welfare of other victims are god-less and unchristian. What would Jesus do if he met Ann? He would probably turn over her table at the Temple.

Up is down and War is Peace, when repukes start to spin.
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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:20 AM
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6. My mind's not for rent by any Gawd or government..
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them (the people) to Christianity"


Now replace "Christianity" with "Islam"

What do you think the average American dumbfuck would think if he/she heard that?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:31 AM
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8. "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert"
The GOP look ahead to 1519 AD. Baghdad 2003 = Mexico City circa 1519-21. We've come a long way backward, baby, since 2000!

Cortez would have made a great republican "LEADER"...Pat would have loved to have been there!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:20 AM
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9. Godless, I thought she'd written her autobiography!
Silly me.

This post now has the Alan Parsons Project's, I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You, running through my head!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:25 AM
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13. Jezebel Coulter is Glory Bound with the rest of the "Gawdly GOP"
I think I'll just stay here and drink!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:33 AM
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16. Here I am again mixin' misery and gin...
that honky tonk heaven really makes you feel like hell!

This one must leave my head - out, out damned song.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:21 AM
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10. Amen! And Awomen!
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:23 AM
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11. If Tom Delay is going to heaven....
I'll take a pass, thanks.

:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 09:35 AM
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20. The GOP has plenty of EVIL to go around...
Edited on Thu Jun-15-06 09:37 AM by Hubert Flottz
They won't miss Tom DeLay...

If you doubt what I'm saying, look at the bill in front of the Senate right now...the GOP want's to hand Bush/Halliburton another hundred billion dollars for his endless war and they are scared that the dems might gripe, so what do they do? They add the hurricane relief money to the bill to make it slide on through! Not only do Bush's pals at DHS prey on the poor homeless people in the hurricane torn Gulf area. They use those poor pitable folks, as stage props and selling points, to extort more money from the taxpayers for Bush's cronies to rip off... Gawd tells them to be crooks like that I guess!

They ain't gonna' stop on their own guys and gals! Al Gore was exactly right a while back, when he said it was going to be up to the PEOPLE to take America back, from this gang of criminals. I hope Al is ready to lead the parade!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:23 AM
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12. RAmen!

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:37 AM
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17. Now that Gawd, Has Got Some meat-Balls!
Seeing is believing!(in my book)

Klann Coulter is more gaudy than "Gawdly" and so are the rest of the Gawd Fearin' GOPers that I've seen.

The GOSPEL according to Klann is scarier than the real stuff...

I'd believe Klanny, if she'd said she was a Gadfly, but "Gawdly" I just can't buy! Maybe she MIZspoked
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:26 AM
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14. I noticed that she has taken to wearing a cross around her neck
must be hard to clean it off every morning

:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:43 AM
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18. Sugar and spice and everything nice!
Klanny is none of the above...I rest my case!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:29 AM
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15. God: all the credit, and none of the blame....
Fuck THAT.

I'll take the blame, but PEOPLE deserve credit when they make things go right.

"Godiness", a la judeo-xtian, is a fundamentally pessemistic anti-person view.

imo.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 08:54 AM
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19. The son of a bush just loves her 'cause she looks so much like
His Pet Goat! I don't know why but Gawd makes Klann Coulter look like a Goat right in the face! I wish I could do the photo shop thing! Put the horns and the beard in Klann and you got goat city! Of course we all know that the goat represents something not so very Gawdly!

note the neck and those evil assed eyes...



The other end of the goat looks even more like Klann Coulter!

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