Election Stew à la Républicain

INGREDIENTS:

* 20 million illegals
* 2500 dead soldiers
* 7 trillion dollars of debt
* 2 brazillion hours of useless debate over depriving gay people of basic rights
* 9 billion missing dollars ..somewhere in Iraq
* 46 million uninsured people..praying they don't get sick
* 50 dashes of electronic voting machines (Diebold is preferred, but you may substitute ES&S or Sequoia)
* 1 braised, but not bruised dash of Rove...(no more than one.. more could cause Roverian cancer)
* Liberal pinches of MSM (may still give you a headache, so it's optional)
* 2 cups of Minutemen rice (simmered under a baking desert sun preferrably)
* 1 petulant chickenhawk..(be sure and clip his wings or he might fly off to Baghdad)
* 3 protesters, quartered
* 1 or 2 potato heads..(Russerts are preferred, but you may substitute)
* 1/4 cup self rising flour (Jesus brand is preferred)
* 1/2 cup frozen corn kernels..(not the generals..especially the retired ones.. they can be tough)

Mix all together and cook over a HIGH heat..(flags make a handy substitute for briquets)..Stir it and Stir it and Stir it and then keep stirring it...

Serve with French bread ....Just kidding....

INGREDIENTS: * 20 meelliun illegels * 2500 deed suldeeers * 7 treelliun dullers ooff debt * 2 brezeelliun huoors ooff useless debete-a oofer depreefing gey peuple-a ooff beseec reeghts * 9 beelliun meessing dullers ..sumoohere-a in Ireq * 46 meelliun uneensoored peuple-a..preyeeng zeey dun't get seeck * 50 deshes ooff ilectruneec futeeng mecheenes (Deeebuld is prefferred, boot yuoo mey soobsteetoote-a IS&S oor Seqooueea) * 1 breeesed, boot nut brooeesed desh ooff Rufe-a...(nu mure-a thun oone-a.. mure-a cuoold coose-a Rufereeun cuncer) * Leeberel peenches ooff MSM (mey steell geefe-a yuoo a heedeche-a, su it's oopshunel) * 2 coops ooff Meenootemee reece-a (seemmered under a bekeeng desert soon prefferrebly) * 1 petoolunt cheeckenhevk..(be-a soore-a und cleep hees veengs oor he-a meeght fly ooffff tu Beghded) * 3 prutesters, qooertered * 1 oor 2 putetu heeds. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.(Roosserts ere-a prefferred, boot yuoo mey soobsteetoote-a) * 1/4 coop selff reesing fluoor (Jesoos brund is prefferred) * 1/2 coop fruzee curn kernels. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.(nut zee generels. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.ispeceeelly zee retured oones. Um gesh dee bork, bork!. zeey cun be-a tuoogh) Meex ell tugezeer und cuuk oofer a HIGH heet. Um de hur de hur de hur..(flegs meke-a a hundy soobsteetoote-a fur breeqooets)..Stur it und Stur it und Stur it und zeen keep sturreeng it. Um de hur de hur de hur...

:)

People keep saying "the Republicans have a better stance on illegal immigration".

Screw that!

Illegal immigration wouldn't even be an issue, and the millions of illegals wouldn't even impact this country in a negative way, if the Republicans could actually manage things.

they can think of.. I doubt they ever have a plan or even care about it.. They just lijke the effect it has.. everyone all stirred up and at each others' throats.