Globe (hehe) Exclusive! Bush Cheating with Condi - Laura Walks Out!

"Word of the first couple's showdown over bombshell claims that President Bush was having an affair with Secretary of Secretary of State Rice comes on the heels of Globe's exclusive stories about his crumbling marriage to Laura, 59."

"Rumors of the affair have enraged Laura, who has been at odds with her husband for months over their deteriorating 28-year union."

"Mrs. Bush reportedly moved out of the White House after a confrontation with President Bush over his ongoing affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice."

"Meanwhile, a host of other problems are plaguing the Bush marriage, including reports that the President had been caught drinking whiskey again after quitting for nearly 20 years, and strife between Laura and her meddling mother-in-law Barbara, say sources."

No link, but you can't miss it! It's on every supermarket checkout line in America this week!

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did the globe say if aliens have landed on the white house lawn and taken cheney back to his home planet?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/

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are officially disowning Cheney. They don't want him, we don't want him, Condi doesn't want him. What's an old lawyer shooter to do.

go over and check it out. :)

she would be tehre under her own name? or that you would see her going in and out of the hotel?


its the fragging globe for pete's sake. it is to be read for entertainment purposes only :P

Notice Tony Snow has not been questioned once about it and they were all over Monica and her dress.


It looks good on these CONS to see them get a touch of their own medicine.

Laura probably walked out of the marriage years ago, it's just a front and everyone knows it.

The NYTIimes LIES all the time and GLOBE and the other TABLOIDS, the big three, have been sued so many times their lawyers no better than to not have enough info to go with the story.

Go Globe! Let Main Stream America "READ ALL ABOUT IT."

We've known about this for some time on DU (since early May).

It's a much more "pressing" story - everyone knows it!

Can't wait for the sleazefest!!

Remember when dirtyrice called bush her husband (a Freudian slip if there ever was one.)

see it on the racks at the local grocery store.

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Pricele$$ :+ :rofl: :applause:

It's at my neighborhood Publix.

And if it is true, it's not good that * is drinking Jim Beam again. :rofl:
Wonder how the sanctity of marriage crowd will take this? LMAO
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His brain and her hair. :puke: :puke: :puke:

Lordy, Lordy!

Condi, but I can sure believe the whiskey story and the meddling mother-in-law. The images in my mind of Bush/Condi are just plain disgusting.

Don't care at all for royalty but it shows there's no accounting for taste.

teee heee pretty funny bullshit.

Gopher is exactly the look that describes that women. I feel bad for the spouses who have to endure their other halves crazy behavior. No wonder Laura has to medicate. Poor women.

Not in the least. hmmmmmmf.

She is stuck in the middle of crap. You do have some humdingers to describe the reason's for your opinions. Lonestarnot are you from Texas?

Mutt me. TX and Southern IL a "mess"opotamia

like the way Rush was attracted to Darryl Kagan. ;))))

If you can;'t get caught with a real guy, then get a woman who looks like one.

apparently charles loved his lifelong friend more than he loved a drama queen ninny picked for him for the virtues of being a blonde virgin to give birth to heirs

and diana didn't have such a pretty face either if we are being honest abt it, plus she also had a crappy drama queen personality to go with

not even remotely the same situation as george and laura

Un-fuckin-believable! Must be true.

:shrug:

The effects of the first anthrax attack seem to be wearing off.

Bob Stevens, who died, was one fantastic and well-loved human being.

Now if she would really dump him, wouldn't that be great? I mean, actually file divorce papers. It would be awesome if she could get a restraining order against him, and he would have to leave the White House.

There's more than one way to win a war!!!:smoke:

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on yr. way back to Freeperland, moran.

It's all in the wrists... :rofl:

I should have known better.

...I would write a line in the title, and also put the line below. That is the style on some message boards.

But at this website, the style is to not-repeat the title in the first line of the body.

repeating the title line in the post.

Good Job! :thumbsup:

:evilgrin: :rofl:

And there's another one breeding here too.
Why do you think they repeat?

Morans

I refuse to watch him OR her....so I don't know if they've been seen together lately or not.

maybe there is something there between the 2 of them, I'm not saying there is but i'm just saying what i've heard, i can't confirm it of course and far be it from to imply the 1st Mrs. is messing around but again, "Some people"* have said that.


















*and by some people, i mean me.:D

:rofl:

But I like dogs.

:scared:

Honestly, I don't know why I find this such a riot, but I do.


:bounce: :rofl:

What will we tell the chiiiiiildren ????????

:rofl:

Here's to hoping! :toast:

the White House is pretty big, the idea of her having to move to a hotel is kind of ridiculous, as is the idea that only the Globe would notice.

But it's a pretty funny story. :-)

Of course, the Globe is a far more reliable news source than Faux

probably have brains the size of pea-pods and freepers have brains smaller than pea-pods...then I imagine a good many of them will fall for it.

Cover suitable for framing.

:rofl:

...they've told me that they have three standards for news.

(1) Stories about aliens, pyramids, man-hamster mutants and all the rest of the shock fodder: because the stories are entirely made up and not capable of being proved or disproved, the tabloids are entirely free to write whatever tall tales they wish.

(2) Stories about royalty, senior public figures, religious leaders: the tabloids learned long ago that such people are unlikely to sue for defamation (perhaps because they have too much to lose if the courts start digging around in their lives). While not as free to make stuff up wholesale about these people, the tabloids still get away with a fair amount of mudslinging before someone gets pissed-off enough to sue.

(3) Celebrities. Apparently, a lot of research and verification goes into celebrity stories, because celebs have a tendency to sue.

So the rule is:

Aliens = bullshit
Politicians = maybe bullshit
Celebs = usually largely true

It was making the die-hard 29% nervous. They don't want no Brokeback pResident yipeein' with the wrong sort... Woman of color, now that's showing how masterful and all the cowboy is....

ah-Yup.

Karl is keeping a lid on this stuff, the best he can, until after November.

Edit...Look at Bat Boy's Teeth and then look at Condie's teeth...and you tell me.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


:smoke:

She's really Pinky & The Brain. I never watched that show. Is she Pinky? Or the Brain?

They even look like the characters.

:smoke: <~~~ a cigar :rofl:

George must be into some serious pain if she's doing the Monikkka thingy...Cut and slurp repub?

WTF, will we tell the children?

He's hangin with a bad crowd now.

-Edited for grammer-

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This is incredible. Personal shit can bring ya down and it couldnt happen to a more deserving man.

She looks pissed at him already

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(if not, then it mu$t be... agent mike?) }(

Could the rumors be true? Enquiring minds need to know!

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together. :nopity:

this is from today

http://pic18.picturetrail.com:80/VOL883/3720616/7672257/156805024.jpg

http://pic18.picturetrail.com:80/VOL883/3720616/7672257/156805011.jpg

and from sunday

http://pic18.picturetrail.com:80/VOL883/3720616/7672257/156805031.jpg

Why do you repeat yourself?

Aren't you bored yet?

Aren't you bored yet?

:eyes: :eyes:

band? It's mysteriously absent...hmmmm.

MKJ

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taken today. I remember one of those from some time ago or it could be she was wearing the same suit. Benefit of the doubt. Also, the haircuts seem to be different for only one day apart. Stock photos are thrown out you know to illustrate articles and such. I think you will have to do better.

her self control. That well known urge, to "have a beer with the Pretzeldent" caused her to pop her top with W and then things just kind of spun out of control. Understandable in the springtime I rectum. Love is a long and slender thing, they say. Then too, there's the fact that Pickles wasn't able to produce a male heir to the throne, so what's a Chimperor to do? It's hard to believe that Bat Boy could even grow up to be pretzeldent in America, but when you really think on it, Bat Boy is probably better than anything else the GOP has lined up to run for office. By then the supreme court will be nine repigs so Bat Boy will win the sElection by a land slide 9 to 0 vote!



In your heart you know he's ripe...Bat Boy Bush/McCain 2025.

Edit...Speaking of STRANGE...It don't get any stranger than this!

If I see Pickles, I'll surely let you know. :rofl:

I am quivering in anticipation.

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Cue George Carlin: "Love's more comfortable, the second time around..."

stopping by for happy hour lately. :evilgrin:

and then there's

:smoke:

Laura has the same look, but she has eyes only for booze, cigarettes and her happy pills.

broke the story about Gennifer Flowers and Bill Clinton?

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! the slutsident in briefs

:evilgrin: :toast: :smoke: :evilgrin: :party: :toast: :silly: :crazy: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :beer: :beer: :spank: :boring: :hangover:

to be with him.

but he's not above f---ing blacks. Just ask Colin P.

excellent! :evilgrin:

I guess the Boy king wants to be some sort of a Kennedy too, and a victim, and the sacrifical lamb, hell why not give Him a cross, he can hang himself on straight away, and spare us the agony on having to do it? But then he'd have to take a deep dive into the bottle, and hopefully stay there, while sitting in some corner crying on "why do all the people hate me?" while some aide comes over to comfort him "not to worry my Lord, there's still 20 some percent out there that still loves you" speech. I can picture it.

Since I'm completely new to this forum, let me introduce myself: I'm a writer born in norway, but are now living and working in belfast, NI for scraps, and some more background for my writing. 16 years ago, I was som unfortunate to end up in Kansas (Bible-belt) as an exchange student. Well, those were the years I still loved America. After that year, some illusions I had of the country were shattered. Maybe it's time I did grow up, and not swallow everything I hear indiscriminatley, but take a closer look myself to see if there is anything consistent-about everything.
Hence, I had to become a writer.

P.S. Bush Jr. reminds me more and more of "Smiler" the bastard president in the graphic novel book series Transmetroplitan. The main character makes even the distinguished Hunter S. Thompson seem like an amateur. Higly recommended for people who aren't easily offended. Freeprs would love to hate this comic, and probably would do anything in their power to ban such highly "dissenting" books to be published. well, this series certainly gave me the boost to keep on writing, and fighting the Power People...

Grand elf Mayhem
(A liberal with Balls)

P.S. She should have walked out on him years ago.

Will look forward to reading more of your postings.

Let me buy you a drink. :toast: I am an American ex pat living in Sicily. I got out of the USA in 2002 and have no plans to go back.

I look forward to more of your post. :toast:

should just love this. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

te he. i got this email from a friend. More gossip i know-but........


----- Original Message -----
From: ....xxx
To: xxxxx
Cc: xxxxx
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:43 PM
Subject: more on laura


June 15, 2006 -- Although the major media and the White House spinmeisters have worked overtime to squash the story of marital problems between George W. Bush and Laura Bush over the reported affair between the President and his Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, WMR is continuing to pursue it. We recently learned from a noted Washington socialite that Laura Bush has been seeing an old romantic flame, described as a wealthy businessman from Texas. Mrs. Bush is said to have been comforted by the male friend over the years as she weathered her husband's various extramarital trysts.



Laura's revenge: she's seeing an old flame.

We continue on the story and, unlike the major media, we care as much about Bill and Hillary's marriage issues as we do about those of Millard and Abigail Fillmore.

I am gong to buy this for my magazine rack next to the toilet bowl!

any better if he had tried... Except it is his side that is taking the flack for this.. Funny, very funny :rofl:

was the man - getting revenge for the outing of his wife but ratting on
he whose name I cannot speak

Are you out there?

there are about 346,000 results. Now surely some are not related to that kind of affair but scanning the 1st 4 pages of results they were about the rumors.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=condi+bush+affair&btnG=Search

Doesn't make it true, just sort of amusing.
Funny, I thought he was surely impotent.

:rofl:
And yes I bought it...