Gohmert Pyle is a great Murkin Paytreeott! He sure told that Jack Murtha!

Rep. Louie Gohmert 'Pyle' (R):




Watch Gohmert Pyle call that Jack Murtha to the carpet for almost causin' us to have to learn that Japan talk!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/house-republican-says-america-would-be.html



Oh gee, look at Gohmert Pyle handing out medals. Isn't he a great guy?:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert presents medals to the family of the late Mr. David Allard, WWII Veteran."


Gohmert Pyle really cares about this veteran! He even looked at the old feller's paper!:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks with a veteran at the Longview Veteran's Day Event."


Gohmert Pyle can hand out flags too! He's a real patriot!:



"Rep. Gohmert presents an American Flag flown over the U.S. Capitol."


Wow! Even the Army recognizes Gohmert Pyle's patriotism! And gee whiz! They gave him a book about soldiers! Just wait until he gets back to the barracks and tells Sargeant Carter!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert is presented an award by the Association of the United States Army. He was also presented a copy of their new book, "Once a Soldier...Always a Soldier" which highlights his service in the U.S. Army."


Gohmert Pyle is gonna pretect Murika from them cocaine-snortin' Injuns in Colombia!:



"Rep. Gohmert prepares to take a flight on an airplane used in coca eradication program in Colombia. This is a State Department program in conjunction with the Columbian National Police to spray poppy and coca fields to kill the plants."


Here we gooo! Ratt tat tat tat tat!!! Ratt tat tat tat!!! Gonna be a sky cowboy and get them Injuns!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert inspects joint U.S. - Colombian counternarcotic operations in Colombia to curb the drug assault on American youth."


Watch out fer them killer trees! Don't worry, Gohmert Pyle is on the job! Andy Taylor and GeeDubya done showed him how chop wood!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert addresses concerned citizens in Nacogdoches, Texas before the start of the Congressional task force hearing."


Gohmert Pyle is a real good hand-shaker too! Wow! Look at him go!:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks with Veterans at the unveiling of the Korean War Memorial in Tyler, Texas."


Gohmert Pyle supports the troops! "Lookey honey, daddy's a big hero!":



"COL James K. "Red" Brown and Rep. Gohmert stand in front of a palace in Baghdad. They are holding a sign Louie's youngest daughter made for the troops. COL Red Brown is the Commander of the 56th Brigade Combat Team of the Texas Army National Guard."


Gohmert Pyle is a friend-maker too, but he ain't gonna shake no Ayrab's hand!:



"Iraqi President Ghazi al-Yawar and Rep. Gohmert meet in Iraq."


Them Messkins ain't gonna get past Gohmert Pyle's crack border patrol!:



"Rep. Gohmert with Tom Sanchez of the Webb County Sheriff's Department"


Shazam! Don't fall off that horse Gohmert Pyle or Sarge will turn all red and get angry!:



"Rep. Gohmert takes part in Mane Mission held at the Crowded 6 Ranch near New Harmony."


Them tiny oil wells are the cutest things I ever did see. Maybe Gohmert Pyle can buy one fer his girl?:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks to the crowd in Kilgore as part of the East Texas Oil Field 75th Celebration"


I told ya Gohmert Pyle would take care of them nasty trees! He's gonna chop em all up an' make Bibles fer his friends! Ain't that sweet?:



"Rep. Gohmert tours the Abitibi Paper Mill with workers to see what is being done to keep reopening as a viable possibility."


Gohmert Pyle's got a purple finger! I wonder how that happened?:



"Rep. Gohmert joins members of the House and Senate with purple voting ink on their fingers to salute the brave voters of Iraq during President Bush's 2005 State of the Union Address."


Gohmert Pyle with his best friend! Hee hee! Dubya's touching his purple finger:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert and George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America."

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Gohmert Pyle-In-His-Pants can be found here:

http://gohmert.house.gov

:D

TGIF DUers!

This is the Democrat running against him:

http://www.roger-owen-for-congress.4t.com

Sadly, he's a homophobe (which may actually be a boost in this district). Here's a post that gives you some backstory.

It's nice to know Ghomert Gomer is making us safe from democracy.

Great job Swampie! Crack me up. The first poster indicates he running against a democrat homophobe. This is a race I know nothing about, but best of luck to the dem! Thanks for educating me. I rated up for all your work. Now turn him GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRREEEEEEEN!

Murtha didn't have to say much, but it is an awesome sight to behold. :D

Dennis on can of fun last night. That was excellent by the way. Good find. I'm going to find that thread and kick it up.

I hope you can see it later. :hi:

:applause: Made my damn morning! WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's what known in the military as kick'n ass and tak'n names!

My grandpa taught me about smackdowns, WWII style! :D

to WW11 vets is the fact that many of them never received them years ago as they should have. I wonder how many died never receiving their medals? :grr:

A friend of mine, 86, just received his medals after we raised hell for months. He was a POW, captured at Normandy? and held for months.

But that should be left up to real veterans like Jack Murtha, or my dad, or my step-dad, or my uncle, or my other uncle, or my cousin, or my grandfather, or my great uncle, or my youngest cousin who just got back from Iraq! :patriot:

Gohmert Pyle IS NOT WORTHY to hand out ANY medals. :puke:

reservist.

It was so moving!

I agree completely Swampy. Fucking chickenhawks have NO right to hand out these medals. It's another ploy for votes.

This congresscreature is a chickenhawk.

like the idiot Gohmert Pyle is a fake patriot... or at least that was part of my point when I started the thread... and his name sounds like Gomer. :D

edit: and Pyle is a homophone with pile, as in pile of crap.

Gee, Swampus. What are we to make of this guy?

Is he a repuke? His home page doesn't make that immediately clear.

Thanks for putting the Swampy Spotlight on the lowlife.

GOP Auction House pegs the little turd and his ilk...

http://www.dccc.org/gopauctionhouse/members/LouisGohmertTX-1.html

REPUKKKLIAN

:)

:hi:

I want more people see how the GOP is mostly populated with chicken hawk cowards.

Anytime they try to do photo ops with soldiers and veterans, they should be heckled and humiliated.

Kick.

:hug:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

:hug:

:kick:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

He appears to have some sort of fetish. :D

TOO funny! :spray: :rofl:

And I've always thought it resembled some Papal blessing-like thing. Either way: Eeeew.

:puke:

of public opinion! Lilly-livered cowards!

I'll vote for any Democrat really, just to bring these evildoers to justice. It's the only real option. But dammit, it sure would be good to have a real opposition to the corporatocracy.

A little progress and good justice is better than a steep slide into fascism.

United We Stand!

:patriot:

Was it Randi who repeated; "polititions find which direction the parade is marching and jump in front of it."
We have to push the agenda and they will react about like cattle, some of 'em.

:rofl:

:D

Poseur extraordinaire.

Yeah, it's French, bitch.

Subtext: "Look at me! I can stand next to real patriots!!!"

Mz Pip
:dem:

Gohmert Pyle iz gud peepul!! :rofl:

K&R.