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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:17 PM
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newsmax is Selling ann coulter's Bird Cage Liner For $5!
Sorry I deleted the e-mail. I had to sign up for newsmax alerts a few months ago when I wanted to piss in the soup of one of their polls. Today was the first one I got, and I cancelled it right away. It had a title about Hillary losing support in NY. I checked it out and THERE IT WAS! ann coulter's shit for FIVE BUCKS!

What's it been out for, about 2 weeks?

Do you see $1 in the near future? Maybe the little cross next to the title on the "bestsellers" list?

I knew this was coming, but i didn't expect it to be this soon!
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:18 PM
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1. Bulk orders already trickling down
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:19 PM
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4. I expect all those advanced orders that drove up her numbers
will end up in the bargain bin soon.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:31 PM
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15. Absolutely -- just like shipments of CDs/DVDs that go back
to the warehouse.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:21 PM
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6. Like I Said before...
...$1 is not too far in the future!
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Epiphany4z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:19 PM
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2. They had it
for $5 the day it came it out...now ya know how it got to be #1.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:20 PM
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5. I thought it got to be #1...
...because of a toilet paper shortage!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:19 PM
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3. That's still about $75 more than I'd pay for a copy. n/t
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:22 PM
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8. I wouldn't even read the liner notes.
Why disturb "my beautiful mind"?
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:21 PM
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7. I wouldn't take it if they gave me $5.00
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:23 PM
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9. Not even if you took out...
...the decimal!
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:25 PM
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12. I doubt that they will net $500 from the whole venture.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:24 PM
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10. If it was 5 bucks to buy the book and then smack her in the face with it..
I would buy one. hell maybe ten. and then for one time in my life I would roast marshmallows over a nice fire.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:42 PM
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21. I Love the Visual!
:thumbsup:
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:25 PM
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11. Link? Even though NewsMax is beyond cosmic garbage. . .
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:43 PM
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22. Like I Said, I deleted it.
A BIG :spank: to me!
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:28 PM
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13. $2.25 with Ann performing personal services and you gotta deal.
:evilgrin:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:31 PM
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14. No deal. I'd pay Klann $2.25 not to perform personal services.
Edited on Tue Jun-20-06 07:32 PM by Lastlaughin08
Sheesh. I don't hate my body that much...........
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:44 PM
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24. OUCH! I read that...
...after eating dinner!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:35 PM
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16. It's not Bird Cage Liner
It's more like a table prop. Or a doorstop for an outhouse.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:37 PM
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18. Indeed, the bird would just look at it and say "isn't that redundant?"
There are some things even a bird will refuse to crap upon.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:40 PM
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19. LOL
So, birds DO have bigger brains than freepers.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:58 PM
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20. A bird would rather throw up than crap on Coulter's picture.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:45 PM
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27. Redundant!
:rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:44 PM
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25. For an outhouse,...
...yes.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:37 PM
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17. If I had a bird...
I'd look for something better for it to shit on than that!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:46 PM
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28. An Act of Mercy...
...for your bird!
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:43 PM
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23. Twenty cents according to a google ad on this very page.
SOMEone's taking a big loss.

Now who could that be??
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:48 PM
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29. Whoever is taking the loss...
...DESERVES TO!
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KyuzoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:45 PM
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26. Conservative groups bulk-purchased it...
...and are using it as a lure for membership.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:48 PM
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30. HMMMMM!
Sucker Bait?
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:38 PM
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31. The last NEWSMAX email I got.....
Said they were GIVINING it AWAY!!! Thats how bad its book is.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 05:19 PM
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32. As I Said In a Previous Post in this thread,...
...maybe somebody ran out of toilet paper.

I'd never put her ravings near an intimate part of my body however. As another poster said, a little redundant!
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