I had Rush Limpballs nailed!!

But I didn't get past the call screener.

Yes, I have to endure the guy. A co-worker listens to him and his radio spills over into my area. Anyway, after listening to the fat goon for four years now, I finally had him nailed!

A caller stated that "Not one single soldier who was kidnapped in Iraq ever made it out alive. Not one." Rush agreed with him and started playing his tiny voice violin.

So that was right before noon. Lunch time! BAM, I was on the phone. 1-800-282-2882. I made it in on the sixth try. Eight rings.

Screener: "Rush Limbaugh show, what is your question or comment for Rush?"

Me: "Yes, what about Jessica Lynch and what about the group of people that included an African-American female who was forced to make a statement on camera. They made it back alive."

Screener: "Hmmm...um...they were rescued and not released. Thankyou." <click>

Damn, and just as I had just inhaled to say "but that's not what he said."

DAMN!! What an arrogant punk!!! Now I know how that fat lardass handles callers who have the ability to embarass him in front of all mankind.

What a candyass!

you have a stronger stomach than me to listen to Rush.

Just thought of that one.

Which is why Rush rarely gets nailed on the air. Some people have said he actually has a delay so he can't edit on the run. Even if you got on, your comments would probably not be heard if you scored any points.

but arguing with pigboy is pointless.

A good set of earplugs is your salvation.

Who cares about your non-call?

Did it make you feel all warm and tingly?

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come on guys

lets have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Who cares about your non-post.

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to call in to some of these right wing hate talk hosts --


Kudos to the OPer for doing that -- and it is insightful how they screen the calls.

:hi:

LIE.

I heard a caller the other day that sounded like he was talking normally, then BAM he was gone. He probably tried to sneak one in on him.

Rush has a SIXTY second delay.

And blow out the remainder of his cochlear implants.

I have noticed he sometimes has the sniffles.

I don't think so. If memory serves me correctly, that group of American POWs was found (abandoned, I think) somewhere near Baghdad (spelling).

An Iraqi citizen approached an American convoy and asked them if they were looking for the American soldiers that he had seen on the next street, or something like that.

Anyway, there was no rescue attempt of the American POWs......the POWs were delivered to the US Military!

And the whole Jessica Lynch "rescue" seemed all too convenient.

They were told where she was and they met no resistance at all. Yea, right.

was DEFINITELY staged!

And what's more, Jessica Lynch knew it was staged and was embarrassed by the fact that it was so obvious.....staged, that is!

Because she knew that he was one of them. Now he's living in America, having been given permanent exile in the US by Boosh.

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..."Yeah, even Jessica Lynch had to be rescued, and I think I remember her telling stories about gang rapes that went on for days-- those people over there are animals, I tell 'ya. Hey, I wanna thank Rush for fighting for us real Americans every day-- he's a national treasure" You'd be on the air in minutes.

... she WAS effectively released, the "rescue" as by invitation and highly staged.

And Jessica Lynch was RESCUED by Iraqis--she was taken to a hospital, not a prison camp. But who knows if SHE would have made it back alive if the Abu Grahib scandal had broken first.

:headbang:
rocknation

Rash denies our brave troops face danger.



On June 17, Rash made the incredibly false claim that US troops in Iraq are safer than they would be if they were walking the streets in America. Limbaugh's convoluted claim seemed to rest on idea that since there were more murders in all of America than there were US troop deaths in Iraq, that the troops must be safer over there than here.

All those I've encountered on the left have the utmost respect for the dangers our US troops face. Rash doesn't. Rash trashed all the honor US troops earned by facing these dangers for us.

Rash's voice is carried on Armed Forces Radio. That means our troops facing death in Iraq had to hear Rash say that they are sacrificing nothing. Talk about not supporting the troops! Talk about hurting morale! Remember that according to Rash, the media is not allowed to give the public any negative news about Iraq because he says it might demoralize the troops.

Of course, if one didn't realize immediately that Rash was lying, he could find out if the troops are safer by calculating the chance of a US serviceman getting killed in Iraq against the chance of an average citizen being murdered in the most dangerous US cities.

About 800 troops were killed in Iraq last year out of 130,000 US troops. That puts a servicman's chances of getting killed at about 1 out of 165.

By contrast, Detroit, with a population of 951,270 had 359 murders in 2005 (FBI Uniform Crime Report). That would put the chances of being killed in Detroit at 1 in 2650.

Washington DC's population is 550,551. In 2005 they had 198 murders. That would put the chances of an individual person being murdered in Washington DC at 1 in 2,780.

These are among our most dangerous cities. That means a US Serviceperson is 16 to 17 times more likely to be killed in Iraq than they would be if they lived in one of our most dangerous cities.

QUOTE FROM RASH:

RUSH: " Let me just cut to the chase on all this death statistics stuff. You don't have to spend time calculating the demographic age of men between 18 and 29 in America versus the number of soldiers 18 to 29 in Iraq to figure out which is more at risk. It's obvious. Just look at the murder numbers. A male 18 to 29 is at greater risk for losing life in this country than in Iraq if you're wearing a uniform. Statistics bear it out."

ALSO:

Last week a liberal Christian called in to the Rash show to say that liberal views are more in line with what the Bible tells us about the teachings of Christ. Rash responded by making fun of the man's Christianity. Rash yelled " Cheeeee = zussss" in a voice that cartooned televangelists.

God wants His talent back, says He never should have 'loaned' it you in the first place. He thinks you're making Him look like an idiot...