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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:49 AM
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If you had a device that could detect evil...
Like a Geiger counter, a device that would start beeping when pointed at someone evil.

If you pointed such a gizmo at saddam Hussein, of course it would beep like crazy, or at a suicide bomber or Timmy McVeigh, but you could also detect evil if you aimed it at Dick Cheney or Dubya.

It would go off if pointed at the congress, or at Zarqawi, or Darth Vader who are obviously evil.

But you don't need one of these imaginary gadgets, it's easy to see evil, you just have to use your x ray vision, your 6th sense, it's easy to see evil in people, even beautiful people.

It's easy to see it in many of the dark gray suit wearing men who are ruining the world and stuffing their pockets at our peril.

We need to stop going around the world stamping out evil, and remove the evil from our own souls, and our own "leaders".

Let's see if we can invent one of these devices, with the added feature of vaporising all detectable evil.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:56 AM
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1. I might be able to lend a hand when you get to the vaporising part
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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:09 AM
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2. As for politics, we used to have such a device - the voting booth
n/t
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:14 AM
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3. That device might be the only way to make some of the
die-hard Republican supporters believe that they've been had. If only we could make one!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:17 AM
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4. Mine has been going off since November 2000...
I finally had to take a hammer to it. :/

The neighbors were complaining.
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Bonhomme Richard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:24 AM
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5. I would say "Opensecrets.org." works pretty well...........
when used to detect evil.
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:34 AM
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6. I've been using mine since the 1960s...
...there was plenty of it then, needless to say...so I buzzed and hummed...but I've never heard it like it is now...it's at full blast...I hope the rest of the people start heeding theirs soon...by the way, Philosoraptor, I really like your threads...they're always on the mark...
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:48 AM
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7. So they DO exist! Does Best Buy carry them?
How much? I hope they have a mute button. My 6th sense went into overdrive in Nov. 63.
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 06:13 PM
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9. My Dad worked in the State Dept...
...so I picked mine up at GEM--the Government Employees Market...you can make of that what you will...as far as muting goes, Nov 22 was when mine went to screeching levels...something was very wrong...and it hasn't entirely turned off since...
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:54 PM
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8. kick for the device
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Cygnusx2112 Donating Member (214 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 06:39 PM
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10. Would vaporizing someone make you evil?
hmmm...
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 06:41 PM
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11. The device did it, not me. Don't take my device away.
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