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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:56 PM
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Why does RUSH LIMBAUGH need Viagra? He's not married. IMMORAL PUKE
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 07:57 PM by Proud2BAmurkin
Sex before/after marriage(s). Bad bad Rush.
Hypocritical pukebag.

:rofl:
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KyuzoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:56 PM
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1. Also, Ann Coulter has never had sex. nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:07 PM
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15. Maybe he needed it if he was having sex with Coulter.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:00 AM
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27. That would explain it, and I'm afraid I couldn't
fault him in that case.
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:57 PM
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2. Well it has to be hard for self-pleasure too...
All those tapes of Coulter interviews that he undoubtedly has...
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:05 PM
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11. EWWW, thanks for that, uh, self-pleasure explanation/image
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:06 PM
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14. Um...that's against the Bible.
Something about spilling one's seed or something. Rush, please don't kill those millions of pre-babies! THE HORROR!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:57 PM
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3. I'm guessing his talent on loan from God...
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 07:58 PM by johnnie
...Doesn't extend below his waist..LOL
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:17 AM
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29. Best.Line.Today.
:rofl:
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:58 PM
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4. He screws the American public every stinking day.... takes a
lot of energy ya know.... viagara goes to the wrong head apparrently.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:59 PM
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5. And he isn't doing it for reproductive reasons - he doesn't want kids.
.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 07:59 PM
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6. That's why Limbo yapped about Clinton all the time.
He was jealous!
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:03 PM
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7. Not only immoral
but inadequate. :evilgrin:
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:03 PM
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8. Maybe he's hoping to be married!! LOL Can't think of anyone............
....who would want the fat loudmouth but hey, each to their own.:puke:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:04 PM
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9. Sex outside the bounds of marriage makes Jesus cry!!
:rofl:
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:05 PM
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10. Hes been married 4 or 5 times
Maybe THATS why he needs the 'dick stiffener' pills.
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AlamoDemoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:06 PM
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12. Imagine CNN staffer's water-cooler chat about Ms. Daryn Kegan
...oh! that's just juicy, and nasty at the same time
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:19 PM
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19. Daryn will remain cool as a cucumber.
Oooops.
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:57 AM
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24. Was the estimable Ms. Kagan on the trip?
If she wasn't this could get interesting.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:06 PM
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13. isn't he still dating daryn?
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:09 PM
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16. Don't worry- nothing immoral. He's single.
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 08:11 PM by Marr
It's not like he was cheating on his wife by hiring prostitutes in the Dominican Republic's sex industry! He's single!!! See?? Totally kosher!
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:10 AM
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23. True but his side
always rants against sex outside of marriage...it's a sin, tsk tsk! :wow:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:11 PM
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17. It was supposed to be a surprise for Jimmy Jeff Gannon
but the damned liburls have unfairly hassled him again
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:11 PM
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18. It's a sleeping aid
Since he cold turkeyed the hillbilly drugs he's had a hard time sleeping. With all that tossing and turning, that woody is all that prevents him from falling out of bed. :shrug:
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bluedeminredstate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:22 PM
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20. Funniest comment yet.
My God, the very image of that has me laughing my ass off! Very clever. but I don't think I'll ever be able to think of him without seeing him in his jammies trying not to roll off the bed...

:rofl:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:24 PM
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21. because Hannity refuses to
suck a limp dick
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 08:28 PM
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22. Sorry guys, but I think he should recognize what all good Repubs know.
Abstinence programs WORK!!!!
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:02 AM
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28. Ooooo! Ouch! nt
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:59 AM
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25. It's the only way
he can count to 21.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:00 AM
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26. to masterbate
he doesn't even find himself exciting.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:19 AM
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30. IBTL
:D
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:19 AM
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31. WWJD?
Rush will have to contemplate. WWJD with viagra if he were not married?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:33 AM
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32. He must be taking Dick Cheney's advice to Sen. Patrick Leahy
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