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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:08 PM
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Ok. For you conspiracy theorists out there: Ken Lay is alive.
http://www.kenlayisalive.org/

Have fun! :hi:
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Tom Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:09 PM
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1. He is actually working at the same gas station as Elvis.
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AJ9000 Donating Member (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 02:37 AM
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11. Most likely: He's dead. Runner up: He faked his death and escaped w/ some
money tucked away somewhere.

3rd place: He faked his death and escaped w/ the help of you know who.

4th place: You know who didn't want him talking, nor a sentencing leading into the election so he was off'd.

The CIA engages in all kinds of whacked out covert ops all the time, and you know who are good for anything by now. So it's not really that far fetched.

The question: Why burn the body so fast knowing his death would be greeted w/ skepticism?
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:11 PM
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2. Ken Lay and Lee Harvey Oswald are the same person...
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:40 PM
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8. Ken Lay and LHO are in the same place
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:11 PM
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3. Dude is not dead.
No way, no how.

Just...too...convenient.

Those who use their reasoning really should be quite sure of this....
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:20 PM
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4. It was widely known he used body doubles.
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LoKnLoD Donating Member (923 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:27 PM
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5. He and Osama
are hanging out in the same cave ...
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:28 PM
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6. I have no direct evidence to confirm or refute the fact of his death.
But if anyone had the money, capability, and motivation to disappear, he'd be my pick.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:35 PM
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7. Dead... but...
So my husband's theory, since there have been no details released, is that he died getting erm... his rocks off.

Bad ticker + altitude + booze + excitement = Argh....

We're thinking lap dance or blow job, personally.

Because I can't imagine that this government could keep any kind of secret for any length of time. Keeping secrets requires competence and I never attribute anything to conspiracy when incompetence is at work.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:43 PM
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9. Im with Old & In the Way & BGL.
I think it smells REAL funny.

I have to admit, this is pretty funny, too:
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 10:48 PM
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10. Less Political Fallout than a Pardon
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 06:48 AM
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12. And there's no coffin to check...
Since he was cremated.

Just one of those things that make you go "hmmm"....
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 06:56 AM
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13. Anyone check the Lincoln Bedroom?
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:04 AM
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14. I Think He's counting his Money..$$$$$$$
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